Desiree M.
@lonerbrunchbitch.bsky.social
Just another Virgo with IBS trying to drink wine in peace
I fear I would also let Julianne Moore take her gum out of her mouth and put it in my mouth and be happy to do so
April 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I fear I would also let Julianne Moore take her gum out of her mouth and put it in my mouth and be happy to do so
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face down, ass up. that’s the way that i like to sob into my pillow
April 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
face down, ass up. that’s the way that i like to sob into my pillow
Surprise surprise Nicole cheated on another girlfriend. I will never understand how she gets these seemingly sweet and attractive girls and I can’t even get a text back #TheChallengeAllStars
April 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Surprise surprise Nicole cheated on another girlfriend. I will never understand how she gets these seemingly sweet and attractive girls and I can’t even get a text back #TheChallengeAllStars
Tbh I find both Shane and DaVonne to be petty and immature #TheChallengeAllStars
April 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Tbh I find both Shane and DaVonne to be petty and immature #TheChallengeAllStars
Whose life is Jaimi coaching?? Cuz I’ll tell you what doesn’t feel right in my spirit is this entire bitch’s personality #MillionDollarSecret
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Whose life is Jaimi coaching?? Cuz I’ll tell you what doesn’t feel right in my spirit is this entire bitch’s personality #MillionDollarSecret
I always root for anyone black on a reality game show. Except for Jaimi. She can choke. And I’m glad Lydia read her for filth #MillionDollarSecret
April 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I always root for anyone black on a reality game show. Except for Jaimi. She can choke. And I’m glad Lydia read her for filth #MillionDollarSecret
Phil and Chris, two nerds risking it all for this blonde that will never look at them again once this show is over. Pathetic #MillionDollarSecret
April 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Phil and Chris, two nerds risking it all for this blonde that will never look at them again once this show is over. Pathetic #MillionDollarSecret
This guy Chris on #MillionDollarSecret fucking sucks. Lydia asking what scary movie has a hockey mask and this idiot goes “Nightmare on Elm Street. I know horror movies”
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April 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
This guy Chris on #MillionDollarSecret fucking sucks. Lydia asking what scary movie has a hockey mask and this idiot goes “Nightmare on Elm Street. I know horror movies”
I really liked Dorit this season, but girl… we all thought your home invasion was a sham. Garcelle was not alone in this, and there were real facts on why we thought it #RHOBH
April 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I really liked Dorit this season, but girl… we all thought your home invasion was a sham. Garcelle was not alone in this, and there were real facts on why we thought it #RHOBH
Kyle cannot be for real in saying that she shows her life. If people ask her anything, she shuts the conversation down. She needs to control the narrative #RHOBH
April 2, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Kyle cannot be for real in saying that she shows her life. If people ask her anything, she shuts the conversation down. She needs to control the narrative #RHOBH
I don’t understand this narrative of Garcelle not being interesting. Sorry she wasn’t married to an evil criminal? Sorry she doesn’t have a shitty divorce at the moment? #RHOBH
April 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I don’t understand this narrative of Garcelle not being interesting. Sorry she wasn’t married to an evil criminal? Sorry she doesn’t have a shitty divorce at the moment? #RHOBH
Oh another Nany and Kacy FaceTime… #TheChallengeAllStars
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March 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Oh another Nany and Kacy FaceTime… #TheChallengeAllStars
Gonna name my first born Lorazepam
March 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Gonna name my first born Lorazepam
Lana Ja’Rae really caught me off guard with that “is the bus still running” joke cuz I full on did one of Ru’s high pitched 5 minute long cackles #DragRace
March 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lana Ja’Rae really caught me off guard with that “is the bus still running” joke cuz I full on did one of Ru’s high pitched 5 minute long cackles #DragRace
I cannot get over Madison’s reunion dress and how hideous it is. This woman was trying to give Allen styling tips. I have to laugh #MAFS #MAFSReunion
March 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I cannot get over Madison’s reunion dress and how hideous it is. This woman was trying to give Allen styling tips. I have to laugh #MAFS #MAFSReunion
Emem’s fiancée is having too good of a time on camera for me. Also the fact that he brought up her miscarriage. Let her bring that up. I’m irritated #MAFS #MAFSReunion
March 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Emem’s fiancée is having too good of a time on camera for me. Also the fact that he brought up her miscarriage. Let her bring that up. I’m irritated #MAFS #MAFSReunion
I’m just getting around to watching #MAFS and I’m sorry but Emem’s fiancée seems like a clout chasing clown to me. I really hope I’m wrong but even the experts are looking at him like he’s weird af #MAFSChicago
March 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I’m just getting around to watching #MAFS and I’m sorry but Emem’s fiancée seems like a clout chasing clown to me. I really hope I’m wrong but even the experts are looking at him like he’s weird af #MAFSChicago
Damn Buck cannot catch a break. His girlfriends leave him, his boyfriends leave him, his best friend is leaving and his dog got taken away 😂 #911OnABC
March 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Damn Buck cannot catch a break. His girlfriends leave him, his boyfriends leave him, his best friend is leaving and his dog got taken away 😂 #911OnABC
School Spirits is the best teen show around right now and I need them to give me a season 3
March 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
School Spirits is the best teen show around right now and I need them to give me a season 3
My face every time Nany talks about the future she’s starting with Kaycee #TheChallengeAllStars
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March 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My face every time Nany talks about the future she’s starting with Kaycee #TheChallengeAllStars
Veronica would be so good on Big Brother #TheChallengeAllStars
March 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Veronica would be so good on Big Brother #TheChallengeAllStars
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There are few things that fill me with horror as much as when people use chatgpt as a search engine.
March 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There are few things that fill me with horror as much as when people use chatgpt as a search engine.
It makes me happy to see Allen happy. He deserves it #MAFSReunion #MAFS
March 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It makes me happy to see Allen happy. He deserves it #MAFSReunion #MAFS
I’m so in love with her
Gabby’s housewife tagline on #WWHL was the best! We need her on Bravo! #TheTraitorsUS
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m so in love with her