Andy Hollandbeck
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Andy Hollandbeck
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Saturday Evening Post managing editor, clarinetist, mediocre pianist, writer, and lapsed peevologist.

He who sows thorns should not go barefoot.
You saying your minor vi7 turned into a major 6-7?
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You fuckin' would.
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Space suit and wingsuit in the same sentence? That's odd. There's no place where both of them would be useful. You can't use a wingsuit without an atmosphere, and it wouldn't really be a space suit if you aren't using it in space.
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm working on a machine that can launch as many as 20 sandwiches per minute. I'm calling it a sub machine gun.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I blame Janice Burgess, creator of the Backyardigans.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sounds like some really clingy pants. Have you tried dryer sheets?
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's too damn early for WotY. It's Word of 5/6 of the Year.

(And it's a bad choice, IMO.)
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM