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Numbers Nerd. Reformed Band Geek. 🖤
It’s the first shotgun weekend for hunting here and three people have been accidentally shot already in our area. Aren’t y’all supposed to be better at this?
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It’s the first shotgun weekend for hunting here and three people have been accidentally shot already in our area. Aren’t y’all supposed to be better at this?
A real government website…
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A real government website…
Does everyone else get a bunch of sponsored ads for private/semi-private jet services or does social media vastly overestimate my wealth?
October 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Does everyone else get a bunch of sponsored ads for private/semi-private jet services or does social media vastly overestimate my wealth?
The problem with pig tails: one is always perfect and you can never get the second one to quite match.
October 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The problem with pig tails: one is always perfect and you can never get the second one to quite match.
My Halloween costume from 2009 fits 😍😍😍
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My Halloween costume from 2009 fits 😍😍😍
Without any encouragement from me, my kids decided they didn’t want to go to the obnoxiously busy Halloween parade tonight and I’m so excited to stay home.
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Without any encouragement from me, my kids decided they didn’t want to go to the obnoxiously busy Halloween parade tonight and I’m so excited to stay home.
If I were a hot glue gun in my house that hasn’t been used for 6 years, where would I be?
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If I were a hot glue gun in my house that hasn’t been used for 6 years, where would I be?
A woman named Kay keeps posting “Every Kiss Begins With Kay” on all of our independent store’s social media posts and this is why my generation hates boomers.
October 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A woman named Kay keeps posting “Every Kiss Begins With Kay” on all of our independent store’s social media posts and this is why my generation hates boomers.
I didn’t realize my husband’s phone gets notifications when I turn on the sauna, but now I know how he magically appears when I just want to roast by myself.
October 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I didn’t realize my husband’s phone gets notifications when I turn on the sauna, but now I know how he magically appears when I just want to roast by myself.
Reposted
Tough couple weeks for Iowa State...
October 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Tough couple weeks for Iowa State...
I have no opinions of note on the new album because there’s no way my sad dad emo heart was going to prefer a Max Martin produced album over anything Aaron Dessner touched.
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I have no opinions of note on the new album because there’s no way my sad dad emo heart was going to prefer a Max Martin produced album over anything Aaron Dessner touched.
Why do I have this stuck in my head?
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Why do I have this stuck in my head?
OFC Eldest Daughter hits.
October 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
OFC Eldest Daughter hits.
Liberal parents with a boat >
September 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Liberal parents with a boat >
My husband told his friend he could ride with us to Chicago and now I’m stuck going to Dave & Busters or a board game bar?
Send help.
Send help.
September 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My husband told his friend he could ride with us to Chicago and now I’m stuck going to Dave & Busters or a board game bar?
Send help.
Send help.
I have a CW (younger than me) that sends all emails in all caps and it’s just SO aggressive.
September 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I have a CW (younger than me) that sends all emails in all caps and it’s just SO aggressive.
I know I’m not a real adult because I essentially drink a caffeinated Kiddie Cocktail for lunch every day.
September 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I know I’m not a real adult because I essentially drink a caffeinated Kiddie Cocktail for lunch every day.
I hate myself for not working over the weekend.
September 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I hate myself for not working over the weekend.
I just got the agenda for my first “executive summit” and, while I feel like I’m very much going to be out of place, I’m very much going to enjoy the elevated venues and speakers.
August 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I just got the agenda for my first “executive summit” and, while I feel like I’m very much going to be out of place, I’m very much going to enjoy the elevated venues and speakers.
OMG THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED 😭😭😭😭😭
August 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
OMG THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED 😭😭😭😭😭
15 years ago all of my friends were micro dosing shrooms and now everyone is micro dosing GLP-1s.
August 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
15 years ago all of my friends were micro dosing shrooms and now everyone is micro dosing GLP-1s.
“Eldest Daughter” is just a remix of “Look What You Made Me Do” because no other song has stronger eldest daughter vibes.
August 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“Eldest Daughter” is just a remix of “Look What You Made Me Do” because no other song has stronger eldest daughter vibes.
I swear my oldest (10) hasn’t talked to me all day. Get into the sauna for 20 mins by myself and BAM.
August 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I swear my oldest (10) hasn’t talked to me all day. Get into the sauna for 20 mins by myself and BAM.
Nothing entertains me more than watching my dog sleep with his leg up in the air.
August 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Nothing entertains me more than watching my dog sleep with his leg up in the air.
Last movie watched
August 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Last movie watched