When I play through Resident Evil games, I always get frustrated that a little sawhorse or w/e blocks the way, but I was at a bar last night and I’ll be goddamned if these potted plants didn’t feel completely impassable.

Who will I see at Dragon Con next week? Come see me on some of my panels!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Doncha wish your hunter was raw like me?
Doncha wish your hunter was fun like me?

I could watch my hunter’s perfect hair bouncing around forever. #MonsterHunter

Your outie knows the different between “their”, “there”, and “they’re”, but does not correct others if they use the incorrect one.

LotR Trick Taking Game is really fun. But I fear the movies have permanently twinkified hobbits. This is not a man who eats 2 breakfasts.

Tee KO is a really great game and this is now one of my favorite shirts. It’s perfect. It’s exactly as little like Pikachu as it could look while still being identifiably Pikachu.

In THIS house, we customize amiibo to be our cake toppers so Mario and Bowser can be gay.

I’m /just/ about at the point that I’m going to shave my head (the back of my head has no hair, in case you haven’t seen the back of my head). My plan in the meantime is to get height like a Who.

The Christmas candle is OUT!

“I want to smell like I have a problem. I /never/ want to get out of a routine traffic stop without a breathalyzer.” Say no more, fam

Here’s my Dragon Con schedule! Come see me!

Me and my Greg! @lysander03.bsky.social