Elle Bradley
@lockeddesign.bsky.social
Set adrift former historian. Beer nerd, allotments, my children, the quiet life. Conversely: Eurovision Stan.
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Earning some "cool dad" points tonight by helping the eldest realise that the kids in her class are "6 7"
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Earning some "cool dad" points tonight by helping the eldest realise that the kids in her class are "6 7"
Ah yes, my Eurovision Song of 2024! What do you mean it didn't even get through Sanremo? No.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Ah yes, my Eurovision Song of 2024! What do you mean it didn't even get through Sanremo? No.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this
August 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this
Motivated by making him keep this up indefinitely.
1 like = 1 barbarian who met their doom delving into my forbidden oubliette
July 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Motivated by making him keep this up indefinitely.
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid
July 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid
Post a... banger that's not in English youtu.be/aubbzKm2uJM?...
June 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Post a... banger that's not in English youtu.be/aubbzKm2uJM?...
A film from the year you turned 30
April 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
A film from the year you turned 30
Quote with a film gif from the year you turned 18
April 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Quote with a film gif from the year you turned 18
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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One Partridge to rule them all,
One Partridge to find them,
One Partridge to bring them all and in its Pear Tree bind them.
In the land of Christmas where the rest of the gifts lie.
One Partridge to find them,
One Partridge to bring them all and in its Pear Tree bind them.
In the land of Christmas where the rest of the gifts lie.
December 19, 2023 at 10:46 AM
One Partridge to rule them all,
One Partridge to find them,
One Partridge to bring them all and in its Pear Tree bind them.
In the land of Christmas where the rest of the gifts lie.
One Partridge to find them,
One Partridge to bring them all and in its Pear Tree bind them.
In the land of Christmas where the rest of the gifts lie.
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3 French Hens for the Elven-kings under the sky,
7 Swans A-swimming for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
9 Ladies Dancing for the Mortal Men, doomed to die,
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Christmas where the rest of the gifts lie.
7 Swans A-swimming for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
9 Ladies Dancing for the Mortal Men, doomed to die,
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Christmas where the rest of the gifts lie.
December 19, 2023 at 10:45 AM
3 French Hens for the Elven-kings under the sky,
7 Swans A-swimming for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
9 Ladies Dancing for the Mortal Men, doomed to die,
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Christmas where the rest of the gifts lie.
7 Swans A-swimming for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
9 Ladies Dancing for the Mortal Men, doomed to die,
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Christmas where the rest of the gifts lie.
If you see this, quote a horror film you love
December 10, 2024 at 2:16 PM
If you see this, quote a horror film you love
Twin life summed up succinctly
19 month olds' different personalities on full display today as the girl puts her babies to bed and sings "Twinkle Twinkle" to them, while the boy repeatedly hurls himself head first off the sofa.
December 7, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Twin life summed up succinctly
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With every passing day I better understand the mothers in Victorian novels who stay in their bedrooms with the curtains closed and complain vaguely about their “nerves.”
November 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
With every passing day I better understand the mothers in Victorian novels who stay in their bedrooms with the curtains closed and complain vaguely about their “nerves.”
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Not enough Darkplace on Bluesky
January 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Not enough Darkplace on Bluesky
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adult themes such as having a favorite kitchen appliance and back pain
November 23, 2024 at 11:34 PM
adult themes such as having a favorite kitchen appliance and back pain
Introduce yourself with:
One book - Six of Crows
One movie - The Royal Tenenbaums
One album - The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter
One TV show - Penny Dreadful
One book - Six of Crows
One movie - The Royal Tenenbaums
One album - The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter
One TV show - Penny Dreadful
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚 — The Silmarillion
One movie 🎥 — Ever After
One album 💿 — The Killers - Hot Fuss
One TV show 📺 — Buffy the Vampire Slayer
One book 📚 — The Silmarillion
One movie 🎥 — Ever After
One album 💿 — The Killers - Hot Fuss
One TV show 📺 — Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚 — More Happy Than Not by Adam Silvera
One movie 🎥 — Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
One album 💿 — Blurryface by Twenty One Pilots
One tv show 📺 — Doctor Who
One book 📚 — More Happy Than Not by Adam Silvera
One movie 🎥 — Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
One album 💿 — Blurryface by Twenty One Pilots
One tv show 📺 — Doctor Who
November 27, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Introduce yourself with:
One book - Six of Crows
One movie - The Royal Tenenbaums
One album - The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter
One TV show - Penny Dreadful
One book - Six of Crows
One movie - The Royal Tenenbaums
One album - The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter
One TV show - Penny Dreadful
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Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading th
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading th
November 26, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading th
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading them counts as reading.
Buying books and not reading th
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Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
November 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).