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Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Revision after interrogations:

An AI system very obviously cannot be AGI if it doesn’t know whether or not it’s just making stuff up.

No one has a useful definition of AGI, so let me at least propose an exclusion:

An AI system very obviously cannot be AGI if it does not know the difference between telling the truth and telling a lie.

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

i admire the people trying to preserve the night sky

im glad to see the army is starting to punish cadets for being circumcised. i was circumcised long ago during a moment of weakness (infancy)

This is so spot-on it’s scary.

RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime

Mary Poppins but it's her singing an informative song on bondage play, safe words and respecting boundaries.

I always hated this attitude of being told you're enjoying something "wrong" if you're critical of it at the same time. as if the only correct way to enjoy media is to shut your brain off and not think about it lol

ok but why haven't we seen savory poptarts