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Deltron Zero
@lloid.bsky.social
Skate-a-delic. Wannabe transit planner Afrofuturist, cuz I'll be here for a bit.
Dabbath Observant.
🛹🏎️🇯🇲
China has a space microwave that makes sizzling crispy wings on their space station.
Obviously, this will be the turning point when historians look back at the US/China rivalry.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Microwavable stuffed animals for kids has to be a cocaine idea that got funded on Shark Tank.
Was on mute and had to rewind when I saw the toy doggie in the microwave!
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Do it. mine is about the same, but this totally makes my Internet faster
July 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
He added, in closing...
July 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
...She added
June 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Correct. What I hear is...
June 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Have a feeling I'm going to need this .gif for today's Supreme Court decisions.
Also works for most Trumpito policies.
June 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
It's looking like we've sanctioned ourselves with these empty ass shelves at Whole Foods!
What the fuck.
*Insert oh no, the consequences of my own actions.gif*
June 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Dave's Killer Bread is already there with them
May 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
But wait, there's more!
April 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Power through it Bloomberg News!
April 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Glad I'm home to watch financial news on mute today, wild shit going on every time I look up
April 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
But this is good, right?
April 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Dating a Millennial as an GenX:
Does viewing her Snap on my watch show as a play, and can she see it?
What's the right# of Snaps per day for a healthy relationship?
Am I going to be doing this in 2045?
March 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Cool!
You're tempting me to see if my Classic II powers up still.
Wish I had my Performa 630 still, my first color Mac!
March 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Yep, this is Google Play Store right now, I had no idea.
How long before people who care find out, I should search tiktok.... Oh yeah.
January 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
@juliemason.bsky.social
Julie. I'm at about $200 for Turkey Day dinner for two. But that does include buying a LOT of spices that are pre-covid. The GF says spices going bad is a real thing, even Old Bay!
I guess...
(This purge was really overdue)
November 27, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I saw this too, and honestly I don't have a reason to feel awkward when I'm having a great fucking day
. If folks don't want to look at me, I make it a point to say something, and let them deal with their guilt. I didn't make this shit sandwich y'all did!
Like..
November 10, 2024 at 5:37 PM
This stat is gonna get a lot of run for me
November 6, 2024 at 2:00 PM
October 24, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Homeowners and real estate dorks out there, does $3,900 annual property tax on a $3,350,000 6.800sf house seem absurdly low?

Yes it's in Nashville, but still. The same tax bracket always whines about how they need more tax cuts or they'll take their wealth and move.
October 1, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Interesting, prices down in Nashville and Atlanta.
Kroger in BNA, less of a premium for... premium
September 18, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Freshly folded laundry is always a popular pillow. This was 2 minutes after they were folded 😁
September 6, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Well, I poisoned my search results so y'all don't have to.
Finally a use for Pixel circle to search.
August 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Ohhhhh, it's not installed on my newly purchased Pixel 8!
Brilliant, Google.
I installed the app, which gives me an Assistant icon on the home screen again.
Your flagship feature has to be installed to have an icon, WTF, Android UI team?
August 8, 2024 at 8:46 PM