Meanwhile, women celebrate.

It was the weird succession of silly voices that stuck me. If Reeves is “Rachel from Accounts” then Badenoch is “Kemi from the fifth-form common room”.

Well it didn’t happen last time. He just got elected again. Absolutely no lessons learned there.

I hope they do change their position. I really do, but I see so little evidence of it.

Many have just moved their allegiance to Nigel “We Haven’t Done Brexit Properly Yet” Farage. They can still tell themselves they were right all along really.

Unfortunately, his target audience is the terminally thick, who once they espouse support for a cause find it very hard to reject it in case it makes them look weak or wrong.

Peter Sutcliffe - 13
Dennis Nilsen - 15
Harold Shipman - 250
Boris Johnson - 20,000

Still, at least the NHS got a few rounds of applause and Michelle Mone got a lovely yacht.

It’s already well known that Epstein knew a huge number of people through his work and sponsorship, and not all that surprising. What’s more important is who Epstein’s victims identify as their other abusers, because not everyone in Epstein’s contact book will automatically be one.

Great news. Clear out all the Tory place men.

I won’t be voting for either of them.

She’d need to get in line, though. Council homes are not easy to come by, especially if you’re a single person who’s known to have sold a property for £millions.

From England, but with foreign passports, so they can avoid some of the inconveniences of their own Brexit.

Surely not? That doesn’t seem like the reaction of a man of peace.

Why Starmer hasn’t cleared the Tory place men out of the BBC is a mystery to me.