I’ve been a side sleeper for at least 20 years and I still don’t know wtf to do with my arms

Just spitballing here, but maybe hearing endless hateful, racist, homophobic, sexist rhetoric about people you know and love is all it takes to radicalize someone.

I saw the Charlie Kirk video and I keep thinking about the kids who have to witness this violence. The kids who saw their tiny little classmates die exactly like that right in front of them. What a terrible world we have created for them.

It’s not an echo chamber when the other side can’t engage in discussions founded in truth and fact. For far too long we’ve let them bait and control our conversations. Let’s use this platform to get back to messaging for the ideas we know the majority of Americans believe in too.

MAGA is coming to BlueSky bc that’s what they do - scream in rage about how their ways are better and smarter while utilizing the very systems and benefits the “opposition” has created and preserved.

MAGA exploited deepening resentment building in this class war. That’s what conmen do - exploit the vulnerable. Now they exploit our fears & hopelessness. We see the con churning w/dem support trickling in. But who are we if not our convictions? Who are we if we become vessels for the iniquitous?

Accidentally ranted to my friend that I’m going to “spit them up and eat them out” so be careful with the idioms out there folks

Wtf do you mean Fig Newtons aren’t plum flavored?

crazy that people get up and milk cows and plough fields and i just cried a little at the thought of putting on pants

I just want to know why Herman Munster never asked his vampire wife why their son is a werewolf.

I don’t know how many fun size Snickers bars it takes to be fun again but it’s definitely more than 12.

I fully support RFK Jr. implementing a strict raw milk and roadkill diet for the White House after January 20th.

“If there was any credibility to Matt Gaetz’s charges the DOJ wouldn’t have dropped the charges”

Yes because as we all know we prioritize holding men who commit sexual violence accountable around here. It’s not like we let them go on to become President of the United States or something.

Everyone keeps talking about what Kamala could’ve done differently but if JD Vance had fucked just one more couch

Another women’s march is fine if it gets people motivated, but we need to follow-up with a women’s strike. Women represent 47% of all US employees and 77% of public school teachers. They cannot function without us. We need to stop protecting a status quo that doesn’t protect us in return.

I know Trump is already full steam ahead initiating his fascist and oppressive regime, but don’t worry, the democrats are ensured to be very demure, very mindful, very cutesy.

I was pretty certain up until the election that I was a giant dumbfuck so imagine my horror in realizing I might even be one of the smarter ones. God help us all.