uuhhhh guys someone just whatsapp messaged me the nuclear codes

Americans still posting on tik tok up until the last possible day

not only is monsanto an evil and corrupt organization but they’re also fucking useless because they can’t even invent an avocado that doesn’t immediately turn brown.

The kids at work told me I was basic for liking Janice as my fave muppet but they were shouting out Animal and Gonzo as their top picks??? Uhh okay guess this proves I’m officially smarter than a 12 year old lmao get wrecked children

I guess I’ll just be using this as a platform to post pictures of my Kermit that I got for Christmas