Liz B
@lizabee.bsky.social
Artist.
Teacher.
Story lover.
Hangs out in Voyageurs Nat’l Park whenever I can.
Teacher.
Story lover.
Hangs out in Voyageurs Nat’l Park whenever I can.
The NFL regular season will end with the entire NFC South STILL having fewer wins than just the Vikings and Lions. And one of those two teams will be seeded lower than the Buccanneers, who only won 10 games.
January 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The NFL regular season will end with the entire NFC South STILL having fewer wins than just the Vikings and Lions. And one of those two teams will be seeded lower than the Buccanneers, who only won 10 games.
All my life, I thought American shoe sizes were based on inches. Like a men’s size 12 equaled a 12 inch foot. WRONG!
It is based on 3 times the length of your foot minus 21 for men’s shoes and 22 for women’s shoes.
How stupid is that!
This is one more reason why America needs the metric system.
It is based on 3 times the length of your foot minus 21 for men’s shoes and 22 for women’s shoes.
How stupid is that!
This is one more reason why America needs the metric system.
January 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
All my life, I thought American shoe sizes were based on inches. Like a men’s size 12 equaled a 12 inch foot. WRONG!
It is based on 3 times the length of your foot minus 21 for men’s shoes and 22 for women’s shoes.
How stupid is that!
This is one more reason why America needs the metric system.
It is based on 3 times the length of your foot minus 21 for men’s shoes and 22 for women’s shoes.
How stupid is that!
This is one more reason why America needs the metric system.
Aaron Rodgers does not look like he enjoys his job.
December 29, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Aaron Rodgers does not look like he enjoys his job.
Hopefully Musk will decry public schools next. We could use the money!
December 27, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Hopefully Musk will decry public schools next. We could use the money!
Do you think Trump is interested in Greenland because he’s looking at maps like this? I mean look at how HUGE it is! It is bigger than the United States!
And it’s green, so he could build lots of golf courses.
And it’s green, so he could build lots of golf courses.
December 26, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Do you think Trump is interested in Greenland because he’s looking at maps like this? I mean look at how HUGE it is! It is bigger than the United States!
And it’s green, so he could build lots of golf courses.
And it’s green, so he could build lots of golf courses.
The Lions and the Vikings combined have more wins than the whole NFC South!
December 23, 2024 at 5:47 PM
The Lions and the Vikings combined have more wins than the whole NFC South!
I’m ready for the days to get longer.
December 21, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I’m ready for the days to get longer.
Every time I get a sweet holiday card from a middle school student telling me that I am their favorite teacher, I wonder how many other teachers they told that to.
December 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Every time I get a sweet holiday card from a middle school student telling me that I am their favorite teacher, I wonder how many other teachers they told that to.
I was on the phone with my dad while watching the Vikings game. On my TV, the Vikings were inside the 5 yard line. On his TV, they had just scored a touchdown.
MY DAD HAS A TV THAT CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE!
MY DAD HAS A TV THAT CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE!
December 17, 2024 at 3:58 AM
I was on the phone with my dad while watching the Vikings game. On my TV, the Vikings were inside the 5 yard line. On his TV, they had just scored a touchdown.
MY DAD HAS A TV THAT CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE!
MY DAD HAS A TV THAT CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE!
Not vibing with the Seahawks’ uniforms.
December 16, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Not vibing with the Seahawks’ uniforms.
The most annoying thing about winter in Minnesota is that the beautiful sunny days are cold enough to freeze your nose hairs together, while the gloomy grey days are the only ones that don’t make your face hurt.
December 14, 2024 at 6:50 AM
The most annoying thing about winter in Minnesota is that the beautiful sunny days are cold enough to freeze your nose hairs together, while the gloomy grey days are the only ones that don’t make your face hurt.
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We need universal healthcare. We don't need a guy in charge of our health who is anti-vax and who believes that HIV isn't caused by a virus and who dumped a dead baby bear in Central Park and who said in court that he couldn't be responsible for himself because a worm ate his brains.
December 13, 2024 at 11:53 PM
We need universal healthcare. We don't need a guy in charge of our health who is anti-vax and who believes that HIV isn't caused by a virus and who dumped a dead baby bear in Central Park and who said in court that he couldn't be responsible for himself because a worm ate his brains.
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Will no longer be offering my unwavering support to people! My support from now on will be wavering
December 12, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Will no longer be offering my unwavering support to people! My support from now on will be wavering
Go read “Unusual Chickens for Exceptional Poultry Farmers” by Kelly Jones.
Cute, funny, and heartwarming.
(And I’ll take all the warming I can get!)
Cute, funny, and heartwarming.
(And I’ll take all the warming I can get!)
December 13, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Go read “Unusual Chickens for Exceptional Poultry Farmers” by Kelly Jones.
Cute, funny, and heartwarming.
(And I’ll take all the warming I can get!)
Cute, funny, and heartwarming.
(And I’ll take all the warming I can get!)
Absolutely crazy that the 11-2 Minnesota Vikings are only looking at a Wild Card spot!
December 8, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Absolutely crazy that the 11-2 Minnesota Vikings are only looking at a Wild Card spot!
While teaching Literary Conflict to 6th graders, I had a deep epiphany. Scooby Doo is NOT character vs character conflict. It is character vs society. The REAL antagonist is capitalism!
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
While teaching Literary Conflict to 6th graders, I had a deep epiphany. Scooby Doo is NOT character vs character conflict. It is character vs society. The REAL antagonist is capitalism!
Being a stepmom is pretty awesome!
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Being a stepmom is pretty awesome!
It is the year 2413. My great, great, (insert more greats here) grandchildren are in Science class.
They are watching Bill Nye the Science Guy.
They are watching Bill Nye the Science Guy.
December 2, 2024 at 6:17 PM
It is the year 2413. My great, great, (insert more greats here) grandchildren are in Science class.
They are watching Bill Nye the Science Guy.
They are watching Bill Nye the Science Guy.
The Chipotle “help” bot is all the reasons AI sucks. Not one part of my encounter was helpful.
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 AM
The Chipotle “help” bot is all the reasons AI sucks. Not one part of my encounter was helpful.
At the risk of having all of you rush out and buy them before I can get more, I would just like to say that Pepperidge Farm has egg nog flavored cookies for the holidays!
November 27, 2024 at 1:51 AM
At the risk of having all of you rush out and buy them before I can get more, I would just like to say that Pepperidge Farm has egg nog flavored cookies for the holidays!
Dressing down for the weekend.
November 22, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Dressing down for the weekend.
THIS is why I love teaching middle school! I never know what each day will bring.
November 21, 2024 at 3:12 AM
THIS is why I love teaching middle school! I never know what each day will bring.
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MAGA voters actually love progressive policies. They just don’t know it. This would be great for Democrats.
November 19, 2024 at 12:25 AM
MAGA voters actually love progressive policies. They just don’t know it. This would be great for Democrats.
There is no such thing as a “racist joke.”
November 15, 2024 at 8:28 PM
There is no such thing as a “racist joke.”