@livebeef.bsky.social
InfoSec. Dragons. Lizards. Video games. Occasionally Copyright and public policy. I'm also Jewish.
Road-side iguana!
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Road-side iguana!
So sleepy and bummed out.
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
So sleepy and bummed out.
So apparently the FBI publicly clarified the person who attempted to assassinate Trump was not into furry porn. He was into muscley women.
The dignity of our institutions is not at its peak right now.
And I'm laughing my ass off at it 😂
The dignity of our institutions is not at its peak right now.
And I'm laughing my ass off at it 😂
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
So apparently the FBI publicly clarified the person who attempted to assassinate Trump was not into furry porn. He was into muscley women.
The dignity of our institutions is not at its peak right now.
And I'm laughing my ass off at it 😂
The dignity of our institutions is not at its peak right now.
And I'm laughing my ass off at it 😂
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
His brain worms have grown so large they've erupted out of his head.
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
His brain worms have grown so large they've erupted out of his head.
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Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take."
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take."
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
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coolest pope in centuries?
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
coolest pope in centuries?
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Dibs the kobold living her dream. ✨
| #DnD #Art #Illustration #Animation #kobold #TTRPGs #D&D #cute |
| #DnD #Art #Illustration #Animation #kobold #TTRPGs #D&D #cute |
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Dibs the kobold living her dream. ✨
| #DnD #Art #Illustration #Animation #kobold #TTRPGs #D&D #cute |
| #DnD #Art #Illustration #Animation #kobold #TTRPGs #D&D #cute |
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There's got to be SOME hypothesis that makes our experiment useless. THINK!
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There's got to be SOME hypothesis that makes our experiment useless. THINK!
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
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I really regret all that stuff I did to the antagonist now.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protag...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protag...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I really regret all that stuff I did to the antagonist now.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protag...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protag...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Also according to Grok - Elon has the skill, determination, and experience to become a world-class poop eater.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Also according to Grok - Elon has the skill, determination, and experience to become a world-class poop eater.
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“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.—Douglas Adams
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.—Douglas Adams
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Turning off the AI in Gmail causes your account to no longer slit your emails up through Primary, Promotions, and Social. That's because Google is a petulant little bitch who doesn't like that you told them to fuck off with their bullshit slop scam.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Turning off the AI in Gmail causes your account to no longer slit your emails up through Primary, Promotions, and Social. That's because Google is a petulant little bitch who doesn't like that you told them to fuck off with their bullshit slop scam.
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Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
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*hacker voice* April is the cruellest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
*hacker voice* April is the cruellest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land
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SS7 is gonna remain a dumpster fire security threat and China will continue to exploit it if we can’t even have simple cybersecurity requirements for the telecom industry.
Breaking: The FCC has voted 2-1 along party lines to eliminate cybersecurity requirements for telecom companies that the commission adopted at the end of the Biden administration.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
SS7 is gonna remain a dumpster fire security threat and China will continue to exploit it if we can’t even have simple cybersecurity requirements for the telecom industry.
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This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
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I'm donating too. We should gather and raly around any tools that unlocks creativity for all. Blender <3
Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
Blender Development Fund
Join the Development Fund and support Blender Foundation to work on core Blender development.
fund.blender.org
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm donating too. We should gather and raly around any tools that unlocks creativity for all. Blender <3
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Me: Yay, it’s Cancel Adobe Day! Let’s go cancel Adobe, let’s do it a day early just to be sure!
Adobe: Nah fuck you, we auto-renewed you in advance.
I hope every single person at Adobe trips on uneven pavement and lands face-first in the biggest pile of dog crap in history. Then gets up & repeats.
Adobe: Nah fuck you, we auto-renewed you in advance.
I hope every single person at Adobe trips on uneven pavement and lands face-first in the biggest pile of dog crap in history. Then gets up & repeats.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Me: Yay, it’s Cancel Adobe Day! Let’s go cancel Adobe, let’s do it a day early just to be sure!
Adobe: Nah fuck you, we auto-renewed you in advance.
I hope every single person at Adobe trips on uneven pavement and lands face-first in the biggest pile of dog crap in history. Then gets up & repeats.
Adobe: Nah fuck you, we auto-renewed you in advance.
I hope every single person at Adobe trips on uneven pavement and lands face-first in the biggest pile of dog crap in history. Then gets up & repeats.
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Guys we did it!
ONE HUNDRED LIZARDS STRONG!
AND WE STILL NEED YOU (If you're a lizard, or lizard adjacent)
Reply and i'll add you :D
(Reposts appreciated)
#lizard
go.bsky.app/23mGfBr
ONE HUNDRED LIZARDS STRONG!
AND WE STILL NEED YOU (If you're a lizard, or lizard adjacent)
Reply and i'll add you :D
(Reposts appreciated)
#lizard
go.bsky.app/23mGfBr
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Guys we did it!
ONE HUNDRED LIZARDS STRONG!
AND WE STILL NEED YOU (If you're a lizard, or lizard adjacent)
Reply and i'll add you :D
(Reposts appreciated)
#lizard
go.bsky.app/23mGfBr
ONE HUNDRED LIZARDS STRONG!
AND WE STILL NEED YOU (If you're a lizard, or lizard adjacent)
Reply and i'll add you :D
(Reposts appreciated)
#lizard
go.bsky.app/23mGfBr
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.