“I just don’t remember ever thinking it smelt this bad at the time”

“Is the vastly improved access to vegan food worth the constant feeling of my personal space being invaded? It’s hard to say“

“Whoever put a coach stop here has to be a sociopath?”

“I had a panic attack outside that pub. I remember because I had to go around that corner”

“Is that a queue to get into a book shop?”

“We can’t get you into therapy for 12-18 months, but if you really can’t wait what we can do is get you standup tickets in about 4?” 🙈

The kids book one and specifically the line “no two people are not on fire” genuinely lives rent free in my brain at all times so I’m really relieved to learn I’m not the only person who remembers that whole era of internet culture 😅