pretty kate machine
@littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social
cherished bass player
I own Jupiter Ascending on blu-ray
gumparker.bandcamp.com
murderees.bandcamp.com
I own Jupiter Ascending on blu-ray
gumparker.bandcamp.com
murderees.bandcamp.com
A message from @sixpastels.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A message from @sixpastels.bsky.social
This worked, but now my whole house smells like a really annoying guy
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This worked, but now my whole house smells like a really annoying guy
my tiny treasure
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
my tiny treasure
What was this thing’s PROBLEM?
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What was this thing’s PROBLEM?
Whatta man
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Whatta man
The Reader
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Reader
I don’t need him, but I am thinking of him fondly
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I don’t need him, but I am thinking of him fondly
Every time, I think of Kenneth saying “I do it all the different ways”
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Every time, I think of Kenneth saying “I do it all the different ways”
Suck it, Santa
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Suck it, Santa
It’s Country Woman Christmas 1998, BITCH
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It’s Country Woman Christmas 1998, BITCH
Guys WHAT is Seán’s new friend’s name???
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Guys WHAT is Seán’s new friend’s name???
This is what they are doing!
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is what they are doing!
I’m not sure why this tweet from my long-deleted account is included in this “dating roundup” when I haven’t been single since long before either app was invented. The tweet was about the perfect Joan Armatrading song “Drop the Pilot”
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m not sure why this tweet from my long-deleted account is included in this “dating roundup” when I haven’t been single since long before either app was invented. The tweet was about the perfect Joan Armatrading song “Drop the Pilot”
Love to see him
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Love to see him
This was one of my favorites to count
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This was one of my favorites to count
Here’s a picture of me holding the pill, but it does not accurately represent the color because it was taken with a cell phone camera in 2009
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here’s a picture of me holding the pill, but it does not accurately represent the color because it was taken with a cell phone camera in 2009
When I worked at CVS, I was always searching for nail polish that matched the incredibly pink generic darvocet we carried. Fifteen years later, darvocet is off the market, but I finally found the right pink!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When I worked at CVS, I was always searching for nail polish that matched the incredibly pink generic darvocet we carried. Fifteen years later, darvocet is off the market, but I finally found the right pink!
Confiscated contraband
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Confiscated contraband
How did this even get here?
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How did this even get here?
He looks like if a baby grew up
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He looks like if a baby grew up
I finally ordered some reading glasses online since these ones I just got at Renys are still too strong and sometimes I like to read stuff with my contacts in
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I finally ordered some reading glasses online since these ones I just got at Renys are still too strong and sometimes I like to read stuff with my contacts in
🚨trend alert🚨
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
🚨trend alert🚨