Sissyphus
@literarally.bsky.social
copywriter, poet, & punmaker // poems in Foglifter, Nomadic Ground, and Rustbelt // I play a lot of World of Warcraft // 👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 @jakeismaking.bsky.social
pained me to pass over Chikorita but I knew I was having Victreebel in my party soooo
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
pained me to pass over Chikorita but I knew I was having Victreebel in my party soooo
Pouring balsamic vinegar over a hunk of French bread and chewing it like a caveman >>>>
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Pouring balsamic vinegar over a hunk of French bread and chewing it like a caveman >>>>
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Every site/app on the internet is doing a 2025 Wrapped now. No thank you! I am trying to forget!
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Every site/app on the internet is doing a 2025 Wrapped now. No thank you! I am trying to forget!
Fuck it I’m getting a Switch 2 as a new job treat
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fuck it I’m getting a Switch 2 as a new job treat
the sacroiliac belt stays ON during sex 😤
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the sacroiliac belt stays ON during sex 😤
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This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
can’t decide if i think this beanie looks stupid or not
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
can’t decide if i think this beanie looks stupid or not
my 30s so far has just been nonstop discovery of bruises & scrapes on my body that manifest seemingly from nothing
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
my 30s so far has just been nonstop discovery of bruises & scrapes on my body that manifest seemingly from nothing
Skunk has something to say
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Skunk has something to say
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Caleb Hearon on AI: "They're in the process right now of manufacturing consent for this technology and when ... they offer you hundreds of thousands of dollars to do an ad deal for them, they are doing that because they need your help to manufacture consent for this."
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Caleb Hearon on AI: "They're in the process right now of manufacturing consent for this technology and when ... they offer you hundreds of thousands of dollars to do an ad deal for them, they are doing that because they need your help to manufacture consent for this."
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inside you there are two beasts:
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
inside you there are two beasts:
now why did I think taking a nap at 8pm was gonna work out for me
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
now why did I think taking a nap at 8pm was gonna work out for me
First thing I’m doing with a paycheck is buying new clothes bc I have not updated anything since 2019
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
First thing I’m doing with a paycheck is buying new clothes bc I have not updated anything since 2019
mood all damn week
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
mood all damn week
I GOT THE OFFER!!!!!!!
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I GOT THE OFFER!!!!!!!
refreshing my email every 5 minutes & unable to initiate any task until this is over 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
refreshing my email every 5 minutes & unable to initiate any task until this is over 🥰
this Derry show is egregiously boring but the latest episode really took the damn cake
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this Derry show is egregiously boring but the latest episode really took the damn cake
just spent the last 7 hours cleaning our apartment
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
just spent the last 7 hours cleaning our apartment
I find out tomorrow if I got that job
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I find out tomorrow if I got that job
