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Sam
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OWNER OF A BRAIN THE SIZE OF SEVERAL WALNUTS @I80club board member -Huskers- Football Guy
There is an alternate reality where Tom Osborne was patrolling the sidelines at Al Caniglia Field 🧵
September 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Professional football is happening in America (Brazil) starting today....also give me BC, Saskatchewan, Hamilton, Calgary up north 🇺🇸🏈🇧🇷🏈🇨🇦🏈
September 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
September 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Week 2 bracketology
September 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Oh, I’m back on this one.
September 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Rizzler reveals his top 4 favorite things in the universe and they are ALL the Double Don.
April 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
“So In honor of our nations coming together I bear a gift, it’s called a “Double Don”, you believe that! So good! The best they doubled me! For you to eat, it’s not made out of me or by me but it does have an onion ring on top.”

Emperor Penguin: “We have snow.”
April 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Double the goals deserves double the Don
April 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Movie idea: Angels in the Outfield but it’s a Double Don in a soccer ball
April 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
April 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
When you lock eyes with the back of house cook and they top your Double Don with a fresh onion ring
April 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The employee handling the flat top when I walk in to order all the Double Dons
The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones --
April 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Or a Double Don
Seeing lots of skeets without context like “OH MY GOD” and “HOLY HELL” and they could either be about White Lotus, the stock market or perhaps more likely, Nebrasketball
April 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
When you are at a function at 10:30 knowing you have a 30 minute drive to the D&M, so you have to speed to get there before close to get to gods country
April 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
These are the same results when you google “houses reacting to a Double Don coming fresh out of the kitchen.”
I googled "houses that look surprised" and I'm glad I did.
April 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Wow, the NBA fined Ja Morant $75k for not sharing his Double Don with Adam Silver
April 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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In case anyone else needs a transparent .PNG of a Double Don for...reasons
April 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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A Double Don encased in a pie crust and served with a whiskey and rye is a Double Don McLean.
April 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A Double Don with marinara sauce and topped with a mozzarella stick instead of an onion ring is a Double Don Corleone.
April 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Merch
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM