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Sacerdos in Æternum • Arms Dealer in the Revolution of Hope • Officially labeled “a disturber of the peace” • Sic semper shitpost
Vacation as a priest is funny, it’s great to be with your friends, their families, and their kids, but it simultaneously makes you grateful for your quiet, peaceful, clean rectory
May 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Never good when Ryan Hall has storm chasers in your area 👀
March 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Whiteout blizzard, 70mph wind gusts. Roger, roger, activating cozy mode.
March 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Look, I’m totally down with unique devotions, but why are there people walking (crawling?) up and down the aisles of my church all praying the Rosary loudly, in Spanish, at different speeds and seemingly at different points in the Rosary itself?
March 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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*sigh*
March 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Was thinking about the depiction of Anubis in American Gods and Death in The Sandman, I think I need to rewatch both shows.
March 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
More and more I’m beginning to believe in malicious stupidity.
Tommy Tuberville: "We're getting to a point where women and girls sports are getting ready to be extinct. Because already in states across this country, we have high school teams that are made up of totally boys participating against girls."

Where is this happening?
March 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I think Qanon is best described as a pedo cult that launders their CSAM obsession by pretending to be horrified about it
February 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Brushing my teeth to “Dreams and Nightmares” by Meek Mill
February 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Meth is a hell of a drug.
OK honest question what is the root of this? Is this just how you think on drugs?
February 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Why tf is the local big boomer lady texting me complaining that we didn’t pray a Hail Mary for the Pope at Mass? How tf did you get my number, and why do you need my encouragement to pray for the Holy Father?
February 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Im sorry but if you visit Dubai even just as a vacation I instantly lose 100% of my respect for you as a person
February 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Complete and utterly predictable boot licking from the Neanderthals that make up the so called “pro-life movement.”
February 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ShockedPikachu.jpg
February 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Regardless of who they buy them from, spending $400m on EVs for the military is so incredibly stupid. The tech is trash.
February 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cozy vibes increasing.
February 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
These people are like Grog from Critical Role, truly renowned for their knowledge of colors, shapes, and shiny things.
way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
February 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
February 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Super Bowl halftime show generating big “Trump won, why am I still seeing black people” energy from the indignant grifter class
February 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Not really. He and I would routinely mess with our one suitemate (he lived in a single room that shared a bathroom with our room) whenever his girlfriend was over by playing the theme song from Shaft on repeat, along with several other choice hits.
February 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Ordo amoris is the other side of the coin with ensoulment. Just people trying to avoid listening to the pope. Protestant nonsense.
February 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The worst part of being a priest at a wedding reception is I get sat as far away as possible from this specific table.
February 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Apple pie moonshine brewing

Jambalaya pot acquired

Go Birds.
February 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If only there existed a process for people who make death threats against civil servants 🤔🤔🤔
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM