Lisa Gabriele
@lisagabriele.bsky.social
Best-selling novelist, most recently, The Winters, a modern retelling of Rebecca. TV, podcast producer....Oh yeah, and potter.
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Here’s a little hope, as a treat.
being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:
March 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Here’s a little hope, as a treat.
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March 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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I don’t understand why the president is allowed to spout nonsense about colonizing another country and the 25th amendment isn’t being invoked in addition to all the other horrors this is insane. It’s absolutely insane. It isn’t funny or even weird.
March 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I don’t understand why the president is allowed to spout nonsense about colonizing another country and the 25th amendment isn’t being invoked in addition to all the other horrors this is insane. It’s absolutely insane. It isn’t funny or even weird.
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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The Ukrainian Pioneer (No. 6)
William Kurelek
1971, 1976
William Kurelek
1971, 1976
March 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The Ukrainian Pioneer (No. 6)
William Kurelek
1971, 1976
William Kurelek
1971, 1976
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Andrew Tate is a lot of people's idea of a man. You know who's a man? Zelensky.
February 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Andrew Tate is a lot of people's idea of a man. You know who's a man? Zelensky.
This Liberal leadership debate is so boring, so rife with specific policy ideas delivered in a careful, measured manner by four intelligent wonks, all who are being respectful of each other and scathing towards the PCP leader and I’m so grateful for it…
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This Liberal leadership debate is so boring, so rife with specific policy ideas delivered in a careful, measured manner by four intelligent wonks, all who are being respectful of each other and scathing towards the PCP leader and I’m so grateful for it…
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Love my new morning routine of waking up, brewing some coffee, logging on and checking the End Times Billboard to see what new Calamities were pinned there overnight. Then I ride that cortisol high, like I'm surfing on piranhas and broken glass, baby.
February 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Love my new morning routine of waking up, brewing some coffee, logging on and checking the End Times Billboard to see what new Calamities were pinned there overnight. Then I ride that cortisol high, like I'm surfing on piranhas and broken glass, baby.
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My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.
I’m patriotic now I guess.
a woman is drinking from a glass with a straw .
ALT: a woman is drinking from a glass with a straw .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I’m patriotic now I guess.
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Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
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Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is... *opens history book*
uh oh
*frantically starts flipping through pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
uh oh
*frantically starts flipping through pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
December 13, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is... *opens history book*
uh oh
*frantically starts flipping through pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
uh oh
*frantically starts flipping through pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
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Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
December 8, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
Perhaps this has been said before, but it bears repeating: mincemeat should be called sweetbread. Sweetbread should be called mincemeat. It’s an easy fix. This shouldn’t be controversial.
December 8, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Perhaps this has been said before, but it bears repeating: mincemeat should be called sweetbread. Sweetbread should be called mincemeat. It’s an easy fix. This shouldn’t be controversial.
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“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol
December 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol
I don’t purport to understand him. But his love for napping with potatoes makes real sense to me.
December 2, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I don’t purport to understand him. But his love for napping with potatoes makes real sense to me.
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Every complaint about people abandoning Twitter is essentially “but my mom says you have to play with me!”
December 1, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Every complaint about people abandoning Twitter is essentially “but my mom says you have to play with me!”
I don’t want anything bad to ever happen to Cher.
November 23, 2024 at 8:39 AM
I don’t want anything bad to ever happen to Cher.
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It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.
November 18, 2024 at 8:30 PM
It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.
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X: Blocked people can read your tweets
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
X: Blocked people can read your tweets
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting