LisaB
LisaB
@lisacycles.bsky.social
Cats. Bikes. Enforcement. London.
We call this Duvet Sunday where I live.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I have a friend who considers the first day after winter solstice to be the first day of spring because the days start getting longer then. I can dig it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Sadly, they will be all over whatever sells more guns.
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
They live among us.

(And they vote!)
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My favourite complaint about any of this is "it's just a matter of time before that causes an accident." How can a stationary object cause a collision??
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Maybe I live in the wrong neighbourhood, but driveway hot sauce isn't the siren call it probably should be.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Have any of our policy makers actually tried relying 100% on public transport?
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
We did. That's why he is upset and arguing with me.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
We did. That's why the guy is so upset.
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This pay and display is on the public highway, not a private car park. But also, this doesn't even have an engine. It's essentially a sofa. You can't park a sofa in a payment and display bay.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sadly for the driver, the car pound is not in London.

Do we think they have learnt their lesson?
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
And this is what your no plates, no VIN, old parking ticket BMW looks like as we tow it away.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I CAN confirm that ward councillors were not involved in the recent Elveden Road removal (in the rain) and were briefed after the event.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Because I have no political affiliation I can neither confirm nor deny that ward councillors did any more than arrive and take selfies.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I guess I shouldn't be surprised. How many cars do I pass every day on my bike that smell strongly of weed?
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Oh, I don't know. Towing an untaxed cars and then removing any drugs and weapons that might be inside it isn't exactly leaving something "unpunished." Though I'm not a cop...
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Drug dealer and auto trader both sharing the same car. What are the chances?
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
During one lift, the tow truck got blocked in by two Mercedes and a man tried to attack the driver. But we got the car and the driver is fine.

This week we lifted a car that a known drug dealer was trying to say was his. It was claimed by a different guy who is director of 3 auto companies.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM