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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 9h

Love that I can Google something as simple as "why do people want empty cat litter buckets?" And get to learn about archaeology.

www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/montbrook/bl...

Local Cat Owners: We Need Empty Cat Litter Buckets

Do you have cats? Do you use the big (25+ lb.) plastic buckets of litter? Do you want to help out our paleontology dig at Montbrook? You might notice photos from our Montbrook dig are scattered with ...

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 4d

Literally dont understand why the tortoise has never won the tort de france ? youd think one year they'd at least let it win out of pity

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 5d

Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

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The Pumpkin Dipshit @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 5d

It's a good one

A hammerhead shark in a green suit is sad because we got sued

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 5d

for the past 5 years every time a person in front of me verbally tells a cashier their phone number i've written it down

i took every number and applied it to multi tap texting and what came out of that shook me to my very core

its been perfectly recreating the king james bible #blessed

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 5d

i just think they have a pleasing shape

Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 5d

if i put my mind to it im sure i could become the kind of person who uses plates that are also bowls

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · Jul 1

Screen grab of Matthew Murdock from the Daredevil TV show saying "Maybe New York's getting the mayor it deserves." Matthew's face has been edited badly to be smiling.

Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 8d

Google search for "how come cat tricked by bird on tv but not other cat on tv?"

Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 17d

@meowskateboards.bsky.social sponsor me.

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 18d

What's the odds on the employees having to buy their own tents?

JA Westenberg @joanwestenberg.com · 20d

Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag

“Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management.

Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless

A tweet by Mark Kretschmann showing two photos of the xAI office on Grokipedia release day. The office is filled with small camping tents set up between desks and along hallways, suggesting that engineers have been sleeping there while working late. The caption notes it’s early morning and the engineers are still in their tents, joking that a good night’s sleep does wonders.

Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 20d

I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong.

Air fryers have their place in the kitchen and can't be supplanted by a convection oven.

I'm sorry to all the people in my life who I hurt by my wrong beliefs. I'll do better, and be better moving forward.

Thank you for your patience & understanding.

-Matt

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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 22d

At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 21d

Long way to leap.

Google maps screenshot measuring the distance between two landmarks in Blue Bell Park Philadelphia, Lover's Leap and Lover's Landing, the distance between the two is about 650 feet.

Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 22d

Crown Jewels removed from Louvre in major test of security.

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 23d

BREAKING: Israel strikes southern Gaza in test of ceasefire.

Israel strikes Gaza in first major test of ceasefire

Israel said it struck Hamas militants in Gaza on Sunday after they shot at Israeli soldiers who were inside the area that is still under Israeli control, according to the conditions of the Oct. 10 ceasefire.

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 23d

Even in their propaganda the protests were peaceful.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 24d

Trump's Truth Social account just posted this AI video of him flying a fighter jet that reads "King Trump."

AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · 25d

Pick up a Dickie Peeper shirt if you want to get complements from older Jewish women. ;)

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · Oct 6

you're gonna wanna do it

Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · Oct 6

what you're gonna wanna do is take an old pair of jeans, cut the legs off, sew up the ends, and before finishing that, fill the legs up with like 8 cups of rice or so (each) and then microwave those pant leg rice bags for like idk 3-4 minutes

Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · Oct 6

what you're gonna wanna do is take an old pair of jeans, cut the legs off, sew up the ends, and before finishing that, fill the legs up with like 8 cups of rice or so (each) and then microwave those pant leg rice bags for like idk 3-4 minutes

Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · Oct 6

Wikipedia screenshot from "Frog (horse anatomy)"

The picture is of a horses hoof with yellow lines creating a triangle shape. The caption is "the frog is triangular in shape."

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Chairman George @superbunnyhop.bsky.social · Oct 6

"Days before mowing down two 17-year-olds on the street, the accused teen killer revealed on a YouTube livestream that he had been tormenting one of his teen victims — in part, he says, because she laughed at the death of conservative activist Charlie Kirk."

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Pizza pranks, Charlie Kirk rants: More disturbing livestreams surface in Cranford murder case

In Cranford, a young man charged with murder allegedly targeted two girls on an e-bike, with disturbing online comments surfacing after the tragic crash.

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · Oct 6

Whole bean is back! ☕🐈‍⬛

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · Oct 4

Any time sugar was depicted to be a stimulant on TV did more to make me want to try drugs and alcohol than peer pressure ever did.

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · Oct 2

I turned down an offer to go to Saudi Arabia for free so I'm better than Bill Burr... But I already knew that.

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Matt Bodner @liphttam1.bsky.social · Sep 29

gltf and webp are both cursed file types

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