Posting this on here instead of twitter bc I’m a little ugly and I’m not trying to impress anyone but letting yall know I’m alive and I’m aging naturally and gracefully eye bags and all.

This is how I sleep knowing I don’t have any hoes

This is me

I hate dating apps so I made business cards to handout to cute men at the bars 🫶

I swear my boobs aren’t weird it’s just a bad angle

That website just got worse

Do u think I can get a bf

Certified Lego Builder

Greetings

This is me smoking a blunt in the bathtub (real)

🎶 You knooooow that it's our time
These are the best days of our lives
Just raise your glasses high
This ones for you toniiIiIghhHt 🎶

Here’s me singing the Vanderpump rules theme song every Wednesday night from my bed fucking gone off the goat cheese balls