“You don’t deserve our love,” declared Kremlin court jester Vladimir Solovyov, pausing dramatically, perhaps imagining himself in a Dostoevsky novel—if Dostoevsky had written Bond villains instead of broken philosophers.

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Greetings from the Donbas Tourism Initiative!" — One Star, Would Not Recommend
(Featuring surprise passports, scenic roadside decor, and guided walks through mortar zones)

Sprats and Splendor: The Russian Empire’s Reluctant Conquests

In a stunning display of hashtag#imperial restraint, hashtag#Russia has publicly declined to invade hashtag#Latvia, not for moral reasons, mind you, but because Latvia is, allegedly, too hashtag#broke to bother with.

🚀 BREAKING: Russian Army Unveils Bold New Strategy—Total Equipment Reduction! 🚀 Read more
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Reports are in: North Korean “tourists” are having the time of their lives in Kursk Oblast!
#KurskChill #FrozenSolidarity #WinterVacationGoals #NorthKoreanLuxury #DPRKAdventures #SnowColdReality #SiberianEscape

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🐱 From Biolabs to Air Defense: Meet Captain Whiskers, Ukraine’s Feline Drone Slayer! 🚁💥

Once a humble lab assistant in Ukraine’s renowned (and definitely not shady) Biolabs, Captain Whiskers was no ordinary cat. #Ukraine #NAFO #BIOLABS #SATIRE #DRONE #AirDefense

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💀 When Kadyrov’s Men Forget Their Running Shoes… 🏃‍♂️💨

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🔥In Grozny, drones attacked an OMON base.