Line Woods
@linewoods.bsky.social
Comedian / Screenwriter / Director (humoriste / scénariste / réalisatrice) | Halifax Comedy Festival 2025 | JFL Originals | Hubcap Comedy Festival | TV Sketch Show Creator (produced/aired en français) | Copyright Lawsuit Winner | she/her/elle
when you're not even creative enough to nudge the copyright theft machine so you need the copyright theft machine to nudge itself
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
when you're not even creative enough to nudge the copyright theft machine so you need the copyright theft machine to nudge itself
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They should invent a Microsoft word that isn’t infuriating
June 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They should invent a Microsoft word that isn’t infuriating
Ron Howard could do the funniest thing right now and just... well, you know.
Narrator: they were not considering the offer
May 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ron Howard could do the funniest thing right now and just... well, you know.
Kill it.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Kill it.
Kill it.
If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, then you’re not in business.
You’re in organized crime.
You’re in organized crime.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
May 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Kill it.
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
Finally saw Sinners. They turned on ALL the lights before the last scene. Did that happen to anyone else? Infuriated me. Watching the last 5-7 minutes with full lights?
May 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Finally saw Sinners. They turned on ALL the lights before the last scene. Did that happen to anyone else? Infuriated me. Watching the last 5-7 minutes with full lights?
Lost his own seat. 💅🏻
April 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Lost his own seat. 💅🏻
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More news like this! Especially these days!
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
NBC Orders Native American Community Center Comedy Pilot From Sierra Teller Ornelas, Jackie Keliiaa, Bobby Wilson (EXCLUSIVE)
NBC has picked up a single-camera comedy pilot based at a Native American community center, Variety has learned exclusively.
variety.com
March 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
More news like this! Especially these days!
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
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holy shit this question at the Rep. Chuck Edwards town hall 🔥🔥🔥
March 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
holy shit this question at the Rep. Chuck Edwards town hall 🔥🔥🔥
I'm never saying unprecedented times again, because it clearly is precedented and now these are unacceptable times. Leaders are failing by not being brave and loud. I'm sick and tired of "the economy" not meaning for its citizens, our planet's health or our collective futures. We have lost the plot.
March 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm never saying unprecedented times again, because it clearly is precedented and now these are unacceptable times. Leaders are failing by not being brave and loud. I'm sick and tired of "the economy" not meaning for its citizens, our planet's health or our collective futures. We have lost the plot.
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When I worked on The Office, Greg Daniels had a list of questions he asked of every story. Some were show-specific (eg “Are we saying something truthful if exaggerated about office life?”), but many are applicable to any script. Here’s a little thread on them…
🧵1/X
#Scriptsky #Screenwriting
🧵1/X
#Scriptsky #Screenwriting
March 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
When I worked on The Office, Greg Daniels had a list of questions he asked of every story. Some were show-specific (eg “Are we saying something truthful if exaggerated about office life?”), but many are applicable to any script. Here’s a little thread on them…
🧵1/X
#Scriptsky #Screenwriting
🧵1/X
#Scriptsky #Screenwriting
Dwight Schrute wishes.
For the first time in our history, the assistant to the President will be delivering the State of the Union tomorrow night.
March 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Dwight Schrute wishes.
Sooooo is that Nick Offerman's voice because I love it?
March 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sooooo is that Nick Offerman's voice because I love it?
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.
December 12, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.
Bring this BACK
I remember when you could just buy a computer program like Microsoft Word or Photoshop and just have it on your computer forever without having to pay monthly or yearly. What a time that was
December 9, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Bring this BACK
More proof i'm a divorced guy
December 5, 2024 at 8:21 AM
More proof i'm a divorced guy
Trying to finish some important work to get back to writing. Maybe I should spike my coffee.
December 4, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Trying to finish some important work to get back to writing. Maybe I should spike my coffee.
This copyright lawsuit isn't quite over over even though I won and I just wanna say I need to get back to writing. Come on finish line.
November 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
This copyright lawsuit isn't quite over over even though I won and I just wanna say I need to get back to writing. Come on finish line.
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Watch this. Trudeau annihilates Pierre Poilievre.
November 20, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Watch this. Trudeau annihilates Pierre Poilievre.
Omg give the Canada Post workers what they want. I'd love to get my cheque and to eat, please.
November 15, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Omg give the Canada Post workers what they want. I'd love to get my cheque and to eat, please.