Just witnessed savage boomer-on-boomer violence in my doctor’s waiting room between two natural enemies: loud phone grandpa and ruthless shusher grandma.

@venetiangambler.bsky.social ANDY B! Welcome!!!

If you and your partner aren’t communicating exclusively in Nosferatu-accented voice notes, how does it feel to be in a loveless relationship?

There needs to be a special CMA’s category that recognizes how the Spence Diamonds radio ads get inexplicably more insane with every passing year.

Just turned the motion smoothing off on this small town motel TV. Future sports tournament parents, you are welcome.

Why didn’t David Harbour get an Oscar for this

youtu.be/vgO5JL9IIRI?...

After spending a week or so on Bluesky, I have finally nuked the Twitter account I’d had since 2009. No archive, no hesitation. Lemme just wipe the dust off my feet real quick and get back to posting stupid jokes.

Booked a reformer Pilates class for tomorrow morning. Putting this here so in case I die of embarrassment there will be a paper trail.

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