Lincoln
banner
lincol001.bsky.social
Lincoln
@lincol001.bsky.social
Air traffic controller 🦺
System analyst 💻
Crypto investor 📉
Dog lover 🦮
Reposted by Lincoln
It fits MTG perfectly.
December 7, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
the phrase “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap” is so funny because what the fuck do you mean
December 5, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
in another life I’m just a girl in a tiny pink car with no internet use
December 5, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
"Drinking is not a problem for me" - Pete Hegseth

Yea, just a problem for everybody else.
December 4, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Reposted by Lincoln
I’m confessedly woefully late to the brown butter thing, but holy shit — what a game changer right?!?
December 5, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
power is back! yay!!
December 5, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
im afraid when reputation tv comes out it will actually kill me
taylor swift is covering her face with her hands and says absolutely terrifying .
Alt: taylor swift is covering her face with her hands and says absolutely terrifying .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
Anyone else getting fucking swarmed with the most “polite” AI bots in the history of time?

If this is how it ends, I’m tapping the fuck out now. 😂
December 5, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
.
Turns out if you go caroling, it has to be CHRISTMAS songs. The neighbours will call the cops if you sing "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.
December 4, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Reposted by Lincoln
I feel like whoever it was in govt who wanted to bring back the firing squad as capital punishment kind of got their wish granted.
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
I personally don’t celebrate gun wielding assassins in broad daylight under any circumstances.

That being said: United HealthCare absolutely did try to kill me by trying to cut my chemotherapy dosage and I had to get my senator to intervene and it was one of the most traumatic weeks of my life.
December 4, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Reposted by Lincoln
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I block trolls.
December 5, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
need to kiss a woman stat
December 5, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
Tell me your top 3 passions!

Mine:

Helping people
Music
Creating things (crafts, decor, baking, songs...etc)
December 4, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by Lincoln
Would someone care to EXPLAIN to my WHY the power for the main computer is being diverted to run something called QuarkGPT?!!
December 4, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by Lincoln
Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.
December 4, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by Lincoln
Live your life in such a way that your mommy doesn't have to go on national tv and call you a good boy. 🙄
December 4, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Reposted by Lincoln
sam alito doesn’t even pretend to be a judge anymore.
December 4, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Reposted by Lincoln
Mary peeking through that window is sending meeee. 😂 #RHOSLC
December 5, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
just because Pete Hegseth was not charged with crimes and would be able to get hired at an Applebee's does not mean he meets the bar for running the Defense Department. you'd hope the standards would be a bit higher.
December 4, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Reposted by Lincoln
I just realized that bronzed fucking buffoon will be in office on our country’s 250th birthday as well as when we host the World Cup and the Olympics.

And now I feel sick.
December 4, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Reposted by Lincoln
How quick do ya think gun laws will change if people start picking off the ultra greedy?
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
My daughter (16) got her new 'locked down' laptop from her school today.

It took her 20 mins to work out that she could get VPN software on it via airdrop.

I don't think this social media ban is going to work.
December 4, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Lincoln
I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this
December 4, 2024 at 2:12 AM