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Lincoln Maurice
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None of this would be a problem if we just taxed the rich.
Turns out naive me thought things couldn't get more fascist.
Hey America,

I'm pretty sure "high crimes" include what's been going on lately. Impeachment is essential. Pull your finger out.

Sincerely,

Literally all of your actual global allies
April 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Been off this app for a while.
a man in a purple coat is dancing on a stage in a dark room
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April 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Hey America,

I'm pretty sure "high crimes" include what's been going on lately. Impeachment is essential. Pull your finger out.

Sincerely,

Literally all of your actual global allies
March 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Starlink taking over air traffic control seems the most dangerous domestic policy decision from the Trump administration yet.

Well, maybe the public health crises, under RFK Jr, but those will only remain domestic policy issues briefly because they become global catastrophes.
February 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
February 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
February 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Movies you've watched more than six times - gifs only:
February 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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how do you even get the permits to build a highway to the danger zone?
February 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
On a train recently, I saw a short, old man. White bushy beard. Green overalls. Red point hat. I said to him "you must be really good at keeping time".

I thought he was a metrognome.
February 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I think my new favourite word is "ephrarxis", meaning "nostalgia for something that never had been".
February 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
When I hear disappointing news, I make like a sock and darn
February 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
None of this would be a problem if we just taxed the rich.
February 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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so which is it liberals, is it bad for the us to exert dominance over canada (tariffs) or is it good (kendrick lamar)? make up your minds
February 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Google Maps, Bluey, Crowded House, beef, vaccines, and all Hemsworths and Jackmans now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.
I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.
February 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
February 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm watching Ben Hur (the 1959 original) for the first time.

This movie feels big. Disproportionately large. I wish there were an easy way, maybe a euphemism, to convey.
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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OpenAI right now
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Whoops, forgot about another social medium
October 4, 2023 at 5:18 AM