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linaloolol.bsky.social
I am a terpene
@linaloolol.bsky.social
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i am soothing as heck 🌺

#FreeInDaIndica!
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i have some weird pictures on my phone.
A stocky woman in a blue sundress with a white headband holds a watermelon under one arm, and a pistol in the other An inebriated man in a green hoodie eats a frozen pepperoni pizza A man is covered in a veggie suit from head to toe, with carrot fingers A woman with a bob haircut is wearing a sausage necklace and carrying a bouquet of deli meats, sausages and weiners
April 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
linaloolol.bsky.social
It feels weird they went with that name...
Ad for beverage Slurm in tv show Futurama A giant alien worm creature with fluorescent green goo emanating from it's butt, which is Slurm
April 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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A screenshot showing the previous post to yours, a story of an animal named thetys vagina
April 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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The only acceptable Confederate flag to fly...
White flag of surrender
April 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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A photo of a grey sofa in a muted white room
April 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Do the kids today know who Xzibit is?
Xzibit 'Yo, dawg...' meme with this caption: 'Yo, dawg... I heard you like tariffs. So, I put some tariffs on your tariffs, so you can tariff, while being tariffed.'
April 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Inside you are two wolves
Two wolves lay in the snow. One has a caption near it that reads, 'wanna' smoke a joint?', and the other, 'yes.'
April 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Like this, except there's definitely weed in that pipe.
An Amish man in a blue shirt, with black suspenders, and a netted farmer style hat, has a beard with a clean-shaven facial area, and a pipe sits between his lips
April 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Hank Hill from King of the Hill, with a dubious look on his face
April 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Just wanna' hook one of these puppies up to a small car and fuck right off for a while.
Teardrop camper; a rounded ovalure camper trailer with two side doors and a hatch back in white with orange trim Teardrop camper; a rounded ovalure camper trailer with two side doors and a hatch back, in orange with black accents
April 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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The board game Risk
April 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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@theamazingflower.com Volume up!
April 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Hakeem Jeffries:
NASCAR car covered in sponsorship logos
April 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I get why they banned me...
OP: 'I recently had Google AI tell me a Starbucks drink wasn't vegan because it contained cranberries...' I reply: People for the Ethical Treatment of Cranberries would be livid.
April 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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The linalool in this shatter is unreal.
Total terpenes: 5.98% Dominant terpenes 0.75% Linalool 0.71% Limonene 0.47% Caryophyllene 0.34% Eudesmol 0.29% Myrcene
March 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Some looks at my unfinished tattoo, which peeled lots the last couple days... but looks sweet rn.
Grumpy Bear holds bloody stuffing from one or more mangled Care Bears, strewn behind him, after an enraged bear attack on his fellow Care Bears. A star with a face looks on, with an expression of horror. A rainbow road turns into a waterfall at the bottom of the tattoo. Some of the carnage of the Grumpy Bear Care Bear massacre, blood sprays the cloud city around them, Good Luck Bear makes his getaway to the right of the scene, a tiny pot leaf is visible, only when magnified, on his buttock A shot better showing Good Luck Bear, the only escapee... escaping, because he was lucky. A mangled Cheer Bear and Wish Bear lay in various stages of disembowelment in the background.
March 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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It is so fucking embarrassing that this is the official voice of the American government.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in the movie Idiocracy, holding a semiautomatic weapon
March 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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*pressing intensifies*
The 'help' key off of a Mac keyboard
March 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Their attachment to Oakleys is undeniable.
Oakleys sunglasses An American male child wearing an American flag-themed shirt, a pair of Oakleys, and rocking a big time mullet
March 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Wasn't even using a secure documents bathroom? *scoffs*
Boxes of top security clearance documents President Trump was storing in a bathroom in Mar-A-Largo
March 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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'all Mark Carney has are slogans'
CBC.ca article with Pierre Pollievre standing behind a giant sign that reads, 'Boots, Not Suits', in english and french...
March 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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A detail of my tattoo for everyone who've been following along this whole time.

It deserved to be posted on my main... but w/e.

#FreeInDaIndica!
A tattoo in midstage, showing a very concerned looking star, and what might be Grumpy Bear, covered in blood and stuffing... some of the blood might be mine.
March 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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it's nature... 🌲
a stick person swings from a tree that is cannabis
October 11, 2023 at 12:28 PM
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🌲
October 10, 2023 at 11:32 PM
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a bright & colorful sock puppet.
October 10, 2023 at 1:24 AM