"prepare yourself for the absolutely insufferable lack of satisfaction found in forgiveness" - ethel cain with her facts
May 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
"prepare yourself for the absolutely insufferable lack of satisfaction found in forgiveness" - ethel cain with her facts
oh yeah. I forgot about this thing.
May 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
oh yeah. I forgot about this thing.
instead of stressed i lie here charmed
March 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
instead of stressed i lie here charmed
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REAL pussy indulgence
March 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
REAL pussy indulgence
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And I will nominate my dog, who has never appeared in a motion picture, for an Academy Award. No one deserves it more.
March 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
And I will nominate my dog, who has never appeared in a motion picture, for an Academy Award. No one deserves it more.
it's just me and my 400 plays of whitney houston's 'all the man that I need' against the horrors of life
February 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
it's just me and my 400 plays of whitney houston's 'all the man that I need' against the horrors of life
Okay, stop me if you've heard this one
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asks the rabbit "Hey there, what's your blood type?"
and the rabbit says "I think I'm a Type O."
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asks the rabbit "Hey there, what's your blood type?"
and the rabbit says "I think I'm a Type O."
February 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Okay, stop me if you've heard this one
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asks the rabbit "Hey there, what's your blood type?"
and the rabbit says "I think I'm a Type O."
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asks the rabbit "Hey there, what's your blood type?"
and the rabbit says "I think I'm a Type O."
"I wrote you a poem." he threatened.
February 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"I wrote you a poem." he threatened.
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Incest enjoyers be like "mom says it's my turn on the penis"
February 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Incest enjoyers be like "mom says it's my turn on the penis"
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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Am in bed and the cat is carefully walking up and down the length of my body, occasionally stopping to jump up and down on various spots
Sir this is not going to alter my overall texture or give
You get what you get
Please lie down
Sir this is not going to alter my overall texture or give
You get what you get
Please lie down
February 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Am in bed and the cat is carefully walking up and down the length of my body, occasionally stopping to jump up and down on various spots
Sir this is not going to alter my overall texture or give
You get what you get
Please lie down
Sir this is not going to alter my overall texture or give
You get what you get
Please lie down
got the weirdest impression im upset with someone.
to the best of my knowledge i have made no new enemies.
who am i mad at????
to the best of my knowledge i have made no new enemies.
who am i mad at????
February 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
got the weirdest impression im upset with someone.
to the best of my knowledge i have made no new enemies.
who am i mad at????
to the best of my knowledge i have made no new enemies.
who am i mad at????
a transmasculine person in naught but briefs giving me a sensual massage wouldn't fix everything about me but i say we give it a goddamn shot, okay
February 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
a transmasculine person in naught but briefs giving me a sensual massage wouldn't fix everything about me but i say we give it a goddamn shot, okay
"The world is an unfair place, child.
Be glad you have friends."
Be glad you have friends."
February 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
"The world is an unfair place, child.
Be glad you have friends."
Be glad you have friends."
fifteen BILLION?!?!?!? I guess this is 'finding out'?
so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky
February 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
fifteen BILLION?!?!?!? I guess this is 'finding out'?
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happy presidents day
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
happy presidents day
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"boy": you know... I think I might be happier if I was a girl.
Her dad: understood I will end civilization
Her dad: understood I will end civilization
February 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"boy": you know... I think I might be happier if I was a girl.
Her dad: understood I will end civilization
Her dad: understood I will end civilization
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Oh yeah? Could a biological male do THIS?!
*goes through the motions of sex without really enjoying it and mostly dissociates*
*goes through the motions of sex without really enjoying it and mostly dissociates*
February 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Oh yeah? Could a biological male do THIS?!
*goes through the motions of sex without really enjoying it and mostly dissociates*
*goes through the motions of sex without really enjoying it and mostly dissociates*
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been crunching some numbers and can't help but notice there's a lot of us and only one of him
February 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
been crunching some numbers and can't help but notice there's a lot of us and only one of him
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It's simple. We, ah, vore... The Batman
the joker is wearing a purple suit and tie and is looking at the camera
Alt: Heath ledger's joker in the dark knight
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It's simple. We, ah, vore... The Batman
shit. this isn't google
February 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
shit. this isn't google
delete bluesky posts
February 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
delete bluesky posts
what are bluesky tweets called
February 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
what are bluesky tweets called