this is gorgeous. wow.

i think most ppl get household stuff when they get married/hooked up but i never did so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the umbrella is a choice and i choose not to do that to myself every day.

lol what do you own those?

ack!!! wow. that’s so sad!

why are you guys so far away?!!! stupid work getting in the way

oh no!!! when do you get to see her next?

“Oh, but it’s just Trump being Trump!”

No.

This isn’t the campaign trail. He is the president. There’s no more room for “take him seriously but not literally.”

Just admit it. “The president should be removed from office because he is plainly insane.”

Go ahead. You can say it. Everyone knows.