I ended up loading it in Komplete Kontrol instead of my DAW and then I was able to activate it. I dunno why Studio One was having issues. Just been listening to presets and looking at all the controls with growing terror.

It won't authorize for me. :( I still haven't gotten to try it. Unless it playing a sine wave counts as trying it.

And also, our budget for cover art is whatever I can dig outta the couch cushions, so maybe not quite the same thing as a major record label putting out vinyl albums. Just seeing it left a really bad taste in my mouth.