If you would like to scream your thoughts into the internet void I will scream back

While I was walking my dog the other day I spotted someone that looked like they were wearing one but as you got closer the pattern was something else, very glad I didn't run at them and go "omg hello fellow pirate!!"

Last night I took a bus from my house to the smouldering crater that used to be our downtown area to see our symphony and one of our most popular bands play a show together!

I love that no wardrobe department is capable of putting him in a normal outfit. It's always a fancy frock coat, a cute little adventurer outfit or...whatever this is

Mugging a guy for a dinghy
Moonlight swordplay
Being pelted in the face with a sandwich
A polycule with a pirate queen, an orphaned knife fighting savant, a former cultist and a sweet, normal guy
A tattered piece of red silk

A snake cult
Doing the little wooden boy voice
Room people
20 husbands, or thereabouts
Mr. Wavy Blade
Unapologetically sleeping with your painting instructor then trying to kill your spouse with a kebab skewer when they find out

Crashing a wedding, murdering everybody, and stealing the cake toppers
Shooting skeet with an antique armoire and a cannon
A dummy with like, meat and guts coming out
Summer teef
The Dread Black Pete, Blackbeard's right-hand man

Edward Teach, born on a beach
Attempting to bask in moonglow
Becoming a seagull
Believing in your heart of hearts that cats are witches with knives in their feet
A long line of Kevins
Christ's oranges

Being born during a blood rain
Zheng Yi Sao, pirate queen
A bidding war that turns into an actual war
A fancy new nose for my nose jar
Touching feet with your totally platonic bestie while getting arrested
Making a prosthetic leg out of the remnants of a wooden unicorn

I have considered this but then I'd start posting about said horrors and end up spinning out

hello this is rat can i intrrest you in any wares