Joe FreedomWalker (First Son of the Jester King)
@lilbirkenstocks.bsky.social
Don’t come to me for answers, come to me for a laugh and a beer.
Bro your vibes are divine! Not in a beautiful way, something more horrifying. Angry. Abyssal.
June 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Bro your vibes are divine! Not in a beautiful way, something more horrifying. Angry. Abyssal.
If only Taika Waititi could make another holocaust movie to save us from evil nazi Elon Musk. Save us Taika!
January 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If only Taika Waititi could make another holocaust movie to save us from evil nazi Elon Musk. Save us Taika!
I’m reading the room at a third grade level, and buddy? I’m about to start using adverbs.
January 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I’m reading the room at a third grade level, and buddy? I’m about to start using adverbs.
I would have never ate that damn Apple if I was Eve, but if the devil handed me a hot dog? Buddy that’s a different story.
January 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I would have never ate that damn Apple if I was Eve, but if the devil handed me a hot dog? Buddy that’s a different story.
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“china is our enemy” that’s really cool you have enemies dude. i’m just chilling though
January 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“china is our enemy” that’s really cool you have enemies dude. i’m just chilling though
Stealing toilet paper from work. Not because I need it. But because I can.
January 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Stealing toilet paper from work. Not because I need it. But because I can.
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Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids
January 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids
Wait till Mario hears about this
December 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Wait till Mario hears about this
The proper mixture of DayQuil and NyQuil actually creates a chemical reactions that results in the forging of a blade that can pierce the iron skin of Baphomet.
December 8, 2024 at 6:30 PM
The proper mixture of DayQuil and NyQuil actually creates a chemical reactions that results in the forging of a blade that can pierce the iron skin of Baphomet.
Listening to Ants Marching by Dave Matthews while you’re high feels like god descending from Heaven to tell you personally that you’re a “pretty cool guy”
December 7, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Listening to Ants Marching by Dave Matthews while you’re high feels like god descending from Heaven to tell you personally that you’re a “pretty cool guy”
God really popped off when he invented pooping. Really cool stuff, and fun to do!
December 6, 2024 at 9:01 PM
God really popped off when he invented pooping. Really cool stuff, and fun to do!
Getting trapped on a ladder because I have a money maker mindset and never move backwards.
December 6, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Getting trapped on a ladder because I have a money maker mindset and never move backwards.
The first presidential candidate to properly wield a broadsword will become emperor of the world
December 6, 2024 at 6:01 PM
The first presidential candidate to properly wield a broadsword will become emperor of the world
I am making inevitable progress towards a great evil. I feel the eyes of the sun on my back as I march into solitude, for I know not the dark avenues that posting will take me down. I am afraid.
December 6, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I am making inevitable progress towards a great evil. I feel the eyes of the sun on my back as I march into solitude, for I know not the dark avenues that posting will take me down. I am afraid.
They are arresting me for doing the peasant dance. Guess comedy is illegal again?
December 6, 2024 at 5:42 PM
They are arresting me for doing the peasant dance. Guess comedy is illegal again?
Saving Private Penis
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Saving Private Penis
They should make a movie where the main characters do something awesome… maybe beat me to death with hammers? Idk, I’m willing to workshop.
December 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
They should make a movie where the main characters do something awesome… maybe beat me to death with hammers? Idk, I’m willing to workshop.
Ruining Thanksgiving, not with racism and politics, but with an intense commitment to the eroticism of cooking
November 28, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Ruining Thanksgiving, not with racism and politics, but with an intense commitment to the eroticism of cooking
Stealing the aux at Thanksgiving and playing GNX on repeat all day. I’m screaming mustard full volume everytime it comes around.
November 28, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Stealing the aux at Thanksgiving and playing GNX on repeat all day. I’m screaming mustard full volume everytime it comes around.
Slowly taking poison damage from the gas station brain pills. The body is weak, but my mind! Oh lord in heaven the wonderful thoughts I think. It seems beauty must walk hand in hand with the horrors.
November 27, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Slowly taking poison damage from the gas station brain pills. The body is weak, but my mind! Oh lord in heaven the wonderful thoughts I think. It seems beauty must walk hand in hand with the horrors.
They should invent a gun that shoots kindness
November 27, 2024 at 7:48 PM
They should invent a gun that shoots kindness
Robot David Letterman named David Numberman
November 27, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Robot David Letterman named David Numberman
You can’t invite The Bed Shitter if you expect to have clean sheets in the morning
November 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
You can’t invite The Bed Shitter if you expect to have clean sheets in the morning
Working on this new fetish called DJBDSM, and it’s where I force you to listen to my sick new EDM mix.
November 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Working on this new fetish called DJBDSM, and it’s where I force you to listen to my sick new EDM mix.
Me: C’mon don’t put salt in the wound
Cannibal who is now salivating in the corner: Salt? In the wound you say?
Cannibal who is now salivating in the corner: Salt? In the wound you say?
November 26, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Me: C’mon don’t put salt in the wound
Cannibal who is now salivating in the corner: Salt? In the wound you say?
Cannibal who is now salivating in the corner: Salt? In the wound you say?