Joao
@likeschwow.bsky.social
“A cheesy bitch that loves pop music” - Kesha
He/they
📍 London
He/they
📍 London
Sofa arrived today and I’m so happy with how quickly everything is coming together for my little cosy home 🥺
March 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sofa arrived today and I’m so happy with how quickly everything is coming together for my little cosy home 🥺
Life update: still don’t know what escrow means but I do know that this is the Fernandes Vasconcelos residence, the lady of the house speaking! 😭
February 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Life update: still don’t know what escrow means but I do know that this is the Fernandes Vasconcelos residence, the lady of the house speaking! 😭
My past few trips to my hairdresser her next appointment has always been the same Australian man to the point I developed a crush. Today I saw my hairdresser and he was not there and no word of a lie, Instagram served me his profile on a platter.
January 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My past few trips to my hairdresser her next appointment has always been the same Australian man to the point I developed a crush. Today I saw my hairdresser and he was not there and no word of a lie, Instagram served me his profile on a platter.
I, too, would risk it all and become at a stay-at-home housewife for Henry Cavill.
January 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I, too, would risk it all and become at a stay-at-home housewife for Henry Cavill.
Fully about to get a restraining order
January 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Fully about to get a restraining order
Showing this as proof that I made good use my month off from work 🍗
January 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Showing this as proof that I made good use my month off from work 🍗
Well, I’ve already got the hat soooo
January 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Well, I’ve already got the hat soooo
The editors of #TheTraitors putting in that shower clip of Freddie in episode 2:
January 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The editors of #TheTraitors putting in that shower clip of Freddie in episode 2:
Really chuffed to have hit a new 2RM PB just shy of my 1RM from a couple of weeks ago 😍
December 29, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Really chuffed to have hit a new 2RM PB just shy of my 1RM from a couple of weeks ago 😍
✨EOTY Prompt✨ - your best of the year:
1) photo of you - thank youuuuu @lightbydan.com 🥰
2) album
3) movie
4) series/video game
1) photo of you - thank youuuuu @lightbydan.com 🥰
2) album
3) movie
4) series/video game
December 28, 2024 at 12:19 AM
✨EOTY Prompt✨ - your best of the year:
1) photo of you - thank youuuuu @lightbydan.com 🥰
2) album
3) movie
4) series/video game
1) photo of you - thank youuuuu @lightbydan.com 🥰
2) album
3) movie
4) series/video game
My days of waking up to new Real Housewives in peace are over now that everyone else in the house has split for Christmas 🥲
December 23, 2024 at 10:10 AM
My days of waking up to new Real Housewives in peace are over now that everyone else in the house has split for Christmas 🥲
Living my best Housewife Himbo life with my Christmas holidays - three new PBs today 🥺
December 17, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Living my best Housewife Himbo life with my Christmas holidays - three new PBs today 🥺
A year ago this picture would’ve sent me down a spiral of crash dieting and hours on the treadmill to lose whatever I could grab and now I’m like I’m a big boi 🥺
December 13, 2024 at 9:19 AM
A year ago this picture would’ve sent me down a spiral of crash dieting and hours on the treadmill to lose whatever I could grab and now I’m like I’m a big boi 🥺
Hitting triple digits on my squat at last 😍 really enjoying spending my time off in the gym and building up my strength
December 11, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Hitting triple digits on my squat at last 😍 really enjoying spending my time off in the gym and building up my strength
Do you pay rent please leave 😭
December 10, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Do you pay rent please leave 😭
Just seen some photos from the weekend and I’m appreciating how wide my shoulders are looking here and also tits!
December 9, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Just seen some photos from the weekend and I’m appreciating how wide my shoulders are looking here and also tits!
Totally wasn’t anticipating hitting a new PB while still sore from Saturday but a lil bump up 🥺
December 9, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Totally wasn’t anticipating hitting a new PB while still sore from Saturday but a lil bump up 🥺
Calling me a canyon completely unprovoked and without evidence is borderline offensive 💀
December 7, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Calling me a canyon completely unprovoked and without evidence is borderline offensive 💀
Really showing my mental age rn about today’s workout because 2 WHAT
December 6, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Really showing my mental age rn about today’s workout because 2 WHAT
