whos fisting the turkey

He could have been an all time great. But the second he secured the bag he completely checked out

It’s like kissing a peanut!

True, there really is no point to making a manager switch right now. Let them cook a couple years and see where they are at. The players do seem to genuinely like Oli

*whispers* also signing him to an extension doesn’t mean they can’t still fire him if they deem it necessary

What if I just want to be a dick in general

he deserved a whole turkey

“Our electoral strategy moving forward: we’re gonna have to get more disgusting”

I mean at least he’s like “yeah I said what I said” instead of shooting off an insincere “apology” I guess