Elon is going to dance around in Trump's first cabinet meeting, get called something like "fruity" and be gone the next day

i think it's safe to say that the american neoliberal political order has fully and finally collapsed. question is whether anyone can fashion a new and viable alternative or whether we are now just going to bargain and live with a new reactionary political order for decades

Our flowers have until August each year to learn to conserve water because that's when I start to give up

I hope someone is reviewing all of the photoshops in the group chat

[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey

Two mustard spots on my shorts so far today

All of these rules for new posters but no one said gifs don't work

I figure if the rate limit is within exceeding distance it better try some diplomacy before it retrieves tweets.