Steph Cottrell
@lifewithpants.bsky.social
Most of my awesome is in inappropriate things. French professor, yoga teacher, travel advisor, wife of ABQ film, & shit talking mom to Pants.
Everything is fucking terrible, but last night Penny very purposefully removed that sock from the H’s work boot so she could get in there.
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Everything is fucking terrible, but last night Penny very purposefully removed that sock from the H’s work boot so she could get in there.
Yes!! My go to insult is “rancid piece of shit”. Animals are magic. Penny here is proof. ❤️
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Yes!! My go to insult is “rancid piece of shit”. Animals are magic. Penny here is proof. ❤️
And this just happened to be on the episode I’m watching. 💔💔
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
And this just happened to be on the episode I’m watching. 💔💔
It’s so hard, but they’re just the best.
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It’s so hard, but they’re just the best.
This is the most beautiful movie ever made. That’s it. That’s the post.
September 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is the most beautiful movie ever made. That’s it. That’s the post.
He has always been the melted Kuchi Kopi doll from Bob’s Burgers to me.
September 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
He has always been the melted Kuchi Kopi doll from Bob’s Burgers to me.
Penny hates ICE! She promises!
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Penny hates ICE! She promises!
I’ll let her borrow my sign!
August 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’ll let her borrow my sign!
Just had to finish the H’s French Duolingo for him because he had had enough of Duo’s nonsense.
August 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just had to finish the H’s French Duolingo for him because he had had enough of Duo’s nonsense.
Yay! Here’s ours in our front yard the other day yelling at us for mealworms.
July 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Yay! Here’s ours in our front yard the other day yelling at us for mealworms.
Absolutely serious! Rats are great pets! They are smart and silly and love people and snuggling! This is Penny.
July 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Absolutely serious! Rats are great pets! They are smart and silly and love people and snuggling! This is Penny.
I WOULD put an upside down flag out, but I hate the flag so much I’d probably try to burn down my own house.
So Star Wars resistance it is.
So Star Wars resistance it is.
July 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I WOULD put an upside down flag out, but I hate the flag so much I’d probably try to burn down my own house.
So Star Wars resistance it is.
So Star Wars resistance it is.
Everything is fucking off the charts awful, but the H & Pants built a Little Free Library from scratch over the past few weeks, and it finally went up today!
July 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Everything is fucking off the charts awful, but the H & Pants built a Little Free Library from scratch over the past few weeks, and it finally went up today!
Our roadrunner interrupted my morning coffee so I could give her mealworms for her to take back to her new baby!
June 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Our roadrunner interrupted my morning coffee so I could give her mealworms for her to take back to her new baby!
Huge turnout at the ABQ No Kings rally!! Melanie Stansbury was awesome!!
June 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Huge turnout at the ABQ No Kings rally!! Melanie Stansbury was awesome!!
Two years ago today the roadrunner that we had been feeding (and still are) found his way into our house.
It was as shocking for all of us as you might imagine.
#nmtrue
It was as shocking for all of us as you might imagine.
#nmtrue
June 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Two years ago today the roadrunner that we had been feeding (and still are) found his way into our house.
It was as shocking for all of us as you might imagine.
#nmtrue
It was as shocking for all of us as you might imagine.
#nmtrue
Seeing Sinners again in the theater before we buy it and it’s the only thing Pants watches for the rest of the summer!
June 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Seeing Sinners again in the theater before we buy it and it’s the only thing Pants watches for the rest of the summer!
Penny is sending her best ratty vibes!
April 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Penny is sending her best ratty vibes!
Everything is terrible, so here’s Penelope!
March 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Everything is terrible, so here’s Penelope!
Instead of engaging in reality this evening I taught yoga, ate dinner with my fam, drank vodka, watched Veronica Mars, played with Penny, & watched Superstore. I will also drink more vodka. Here’s Penny. She’s better than everything.
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Instead of engaging in reality this evening I taught yoga, ate dinner with my fam, drank vodka, watched Veronica Mars, played with Penny, & watched Superstore. I will also drink more vodka. Here’s Penny. She’s better than everything.
When you pick up a rat, you can see them thinking about what an injustice it is for them to be so smart and also so small and pickupable.
March 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When you pick up a rat, you can see them thinking about what an injustice it is for them to be so smart and also so small and pickupable.
Everything is terrible, so Penelope wanted to say hi!
February 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Everything is terrible, so Penelope wanted to say hi!