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LifeWise.org MLM Bible-based grifting exploiting children with evangelical bible study during public school hours.

Parody account. https://linktr.ee/CitizensAgainstLifeWise
CEO of LifeWise Academy Joel Penton's six-figure speaking fees.... $298,570... $427,763....
May 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"Time to just level with you all- #LifeWiseAcademy always supported #Trump and we are proud #ChristianNationalists following #Project2025. 

Give us your #money."

- #JoelPenton
January 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
#DidYouKnow #LifeWiseAcademy uses the #RespectPublicSchools map in our weekly #infiltration planning sessions?

Just like #LifeWise #volunteer #freelabor any external resource is leveraged (#taxpayerfunded #publicschools) to not spend our $24,856,848 net #assets

#JoelPenton #Scamvangelist
January 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
@lauriebertke.bsky.social can we get an PICTURE of Keith Comer's map from Respect Public Schools on your article? A picture is worth a thousands words and it would only add to your already strong article.
January 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
January 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Butler #Indiana #LifeWise staff you going to a fundraiser with #JoelPenton? Odd you're not invited, only #LifeWiseAcademy and Color Master bigwigs Philip Schlink, Kyle Skaggs, Steve Clifton and prepubescent boys... awfully odd, isn't it?

#PedoFactory #NAMBLA DuringPublicSchoolHours.ORG #SouthPark
January 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
January 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Did you know #LifeWise follows exactly ZERO?! Because that's what we think of you! 

#LifeWiseAcademy #Zero #HonestyIsBestPolicy #DuringSchoolHours #JoelPenton #MoLifeWiseMoMoney
January 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
January 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Beautiful corporate #downsizing all in the name of #Jesus! All #LifeWise bible indoctrination camps are fully self-supporting OR get RED-ZONED: shut down! Cash Is King!

Despite taking in $35,330,706 in 2024: Can't pay? You can't play! 

#LifeWiseAcademy #Budgeting #NoCharityHere
January 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
“I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any #publicschools. #LifeWiseAcademy will have taken them over again and #Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!”
- #JerryFalwell
December 31, 2024 at 1:36 PM
December 30, 2024 at 2:06 PM
December 28, 2024 at 1:35 PM
#LifeWise #NAMbLA #Partnership #PressRelease! #Parody

LifeWise classes no longer coed! We are excited to announce that NAMbLA will now EXCLUSIVELY be #servicing our #boy #bible #students! #LovingBoys since #1978, NAMbLA brings a wealth of experience of #man on #boy #classes.
December 27, 2024 at 1:41 PM
“I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any #publicschools. #LifeWiseAcademy will have taken them over again and #Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!”
- #jerryfalwell 
#scamvangelist #RTRI #lifewise
December 27, 2024 at 1:34 PM