librlman.bsky.social
@librlman.bsky.social
NFL PIECE (of shit) PRIZE
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Trumpball, because you have to repeatedly peg Trump in the fatty lump where Trump's balls should reside until the ball actually sticks, and then you score a point.
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Murderball
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
DraftKings and FanDuel calling the plays. Gotta cover the spread.
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Or stairs going up in both directions!
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just a fun slide down to the engineering section, but a punishing slog up the stairs to get to the saucer section. The engineers gotta have calves like cantaloupes by the time they transfer off.
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Gypsy punk
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Trump is a pedo.
Release the Epstein files now!
Cherry blossoms fall.

#haiku #EpsteinFiles
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I am NOT EVER ordering the Eggs Trump. Just on general principle.
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Bastards didn't have the courtesy to include the Powerball number!
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
We need a progressive zombie party because right about now, I could really get behind eating the rich.
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I honestly don't believe he tried.
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You should try sarcastically raging against a book you'd love to recommend. Hit 'em with the ol' reverse psychology!
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Maybe by the time we colonize Mars.

youtu.be/eAkeZqAN_qU?...
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December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
W said, "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... you won't get fooled again."

I dunno. These idgets let Trump fool them twice, and I'm skeptical they've learned anything at all.
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
They're paid in surströmming.
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
His wife was a mess. She only ever asked him for a pearl necklace once.

Once.
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I dropped about $220 last night on a new pair of tires after I picked up a nail last week.

Just got home from a slick 90-minute drive that normally takes 30 minutes. Work got out early 'cause the 2nd wave of snow for the week hit a few hours early.

Saw about a dozen accidents. Money well spent.
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Im-Homer-tep was actually a High Priest of D'oh-nut.
December 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Bannon is telling on himself, pleaing guilty preemptively. Anyone giving him sympathy for this is a traitor.
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Republicunt
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Is water wet, or merely moist?
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Level 8 means he can start draining the thetans out of people like some kind of energy vampire.
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Sean Connery still went and did his mum after.
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
🎵...and one carrot makes you small 🎶
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM