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Bisexual chaos goth & hag-in-training. Post-human horror. 'You ARE the research' Never Tory. #BwiththeT
Mr Kipling Battenburgs are the twinkies of the UK
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mr Kipling Battenburgs are the twinkies of the UK
Google how do I live in this wor- no wait
Alexa how do I no shit
YouTube reasons for living HOT AI SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
Google nearest uninhabited cave how to tell edible berries
Alexa how do I no shit
YouTube reasons for living HOT AI SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
Google nearest uninhabited cave how to tell edible berries
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Google how do I live in this wor- no wait
Alexa how do I no shit
YouTube reasons for living HOT AI SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
Google nearest uninhabited cave how to tell edible berries
Alexa how do I no shit
YouTube reasons for living HOT AI SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
Google nearest uninhabited cave how to tell edible berries
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A modest proposal: if your country was invaded, settled, or colonized by the UK, you should be able to settle as of right in the UK.
May 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A modest proposal: if your country was invaded, settled, or colonized by the UK, you should be able to settle as of right in the UK.
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UK will discriminate against would-be students who are from persecuted groups.
Palestinian? No visa.
Christian from Pakistan or Iran? No visa.
Woman from Afghanistan? No visa.
Lesbian from Uganda? No visa.
Palestinian? No visa.
Christian from Pakistan or Iran? No visa.
Woman from Afghanistan? No visa.
Lesbian from Uganda? No visa.
The Home Office will restrict work and study visas from nationalities who are most likely to overstay and claim asylum. Visas will be rejected for individuals who fit the profile of someone who will go on to claim asylum and are from countries with high rates of asylum.
May 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
UK will discriminate against would-be students who are from persecuted groups.
Palestinian? No visa.
Christian from Pakistan or Iran? No visa.
Woman from Afghanistan? No visa.
Lesbian from Uganda? No visa.
Palestinian? No visa.
Christian from Pakistan or Iran? No visa.
Woman from Afghanistan? No visa.
Lesbian from Uganda? No visa.
Very embarrassing for us to have such a low tariff from the US. Numeric proof the UK is the least cool country and voted ourselves out of the only friend group that will ever begrudgingly accept us.
April 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Very embarrassing for us to have such a low tariff from the US. Numeric proof the UK is the least cool country and voted ourselves out of the only friend group that will ever begrudgingly accept us.
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Did you know your public library's hoopla digital collections are absolutely destroying their budget? That prices have gone up in some instances of over 400%, while library budgets have been stagnant or cut?
Everything you should know as a library user: bookriot.com/library-hoop...
Everything you should know as a library user: bookriot.com/library-hoop...
Your Library's Hoopla Digital Collections Are Breaking Their Budget
If you've noticed changes to the digital materials you can borrow from your library, that's because that access is costing libraries way more than ever before.
bookriot.com
February 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Did you know your public library's hoopla digital collections are absolutely destroying their budget? That prices have gone up in some instances of over 400%, while library budgets have been stagnant or cut?
Everything you should know as a library user: bookriot.com/library-hoop...
Everything you should know as a library user: bookriot.com/library-hoop...
Current thoughts on the male loneliness/mental health crisis: I've had so many men come to me saying they feel useless/depressed. Often while I'm cooking them dinner, or drinking a drink I bought them because they wanted company. Have they tried doing... anything? No. Because they want me to fix it.
February 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Current thoughts on the male loneliness/mental health crisis: I've had so many men come to me saying they feel useless/depressed. Often while I'm cooking them dinner, or drinking a drink I bought them because they wanted company. Have they tried doing... anything? No. Because they want me to fix it.
We got new work laptops for our area since the IT regulations prevent us doing our work. The laptops are Windows 11 with fancy new "security" defaults which... Prevent us doing our work. Who is buying laptops and wants to be barred from using any non-Microsoft app?
January 20, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We got new work laptops for our area since the IT regulations prevent us doing our work. The laptops are Windows 11 with fancy new "security" defaults which... Prevent us doing our work. Who is buying laptops and wants to be barred from using any non-Microsoft app?
I'm reading a book that reads like AI in parts: sentences "look right" but are devoid of meaning. Is publishing so understaffed no-one reads the books, or has generative AI so damaged our ability to parse language this is the level of literacy in an industry dedicated to the written word?
October 20, 2024 at 11:10 PM
I'm reading a book that reads like AI in parts: sentences "look right" but are devoid of meaning. Is publishing so understaffed no-one reads the books, or has generative AI so damaged our ability to parse language this is the level of literacy in an industry dedicated to the written word?
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Feels like we're going to hit the tipping point between "I wouldn't actually recommend ecoterrorism, but" and "is there any solution other than ecoterrorism available?" very soon
June 23, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Feels like we're going to hit the tipping point between "I wouldn't actually recommend ecoterrorism, but" and "is there any solution other than ecoterrorism available?" very soon
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I once again simply do not understand people who love summer and welcome its arrival
June 22, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I once again simply do not understand people who love summer and welcome its arrival
Browsing fb marketplace for a sofa because everyone except me hates my beloved chaise longue.
I have found... another chaise longue.
I have found... another chaise longue.
Evil Smile Evil GIF
Alt: Racoon rubbing its little paws together and grinning evilly
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June 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Browsing fb marketplace for a sofa because everyone except me hates my beloved chaise longue.
I have found... another chaise longue.
I have found... another chaise longue.
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Man we get beer, football, and pussy in the great lib conservative divorce?
March 2, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Man we get beer, football, and pussy in the great lib conservative divorce?
I've found the good part of Leeds, and it's a bunch of poetry someone's laminated and cable tied to a fence at the dead end of a muddy desire path next to the river
March 3, 2024 at 1:10 PM
I've found the good part of Leeds, and it's a bunch of poetry someone's laminated and cable tied to a fence at the dead end of a muddy desire path next to the river
Once again I must spend all day fighting the overwhelming urge to run into the sea. Give me back my gills you cowards.
February 16, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Once again I must spend all day fighting the overwhelming urge to run into the sea. Give me back my gills you cowards.
My friend just told me "you're approachable the way a pitbull is approachable" and I will TREASURE this compliment
January 1, 2024 at 12:43 AM
My friend just told me "you're approachable the way a pitbull is approachable" and I will TREASURE this compliment
Someone should start a dating site for night people. "Seeking person to talk to when it's late and lonely, otherwise bearable."
December 22, 2023 at 2:31 AM
Someone should start a dating site for night people. "Seeking person to talk to when it's late and lonely, otherwise bearable."
Trying out the incense I got from the cathedral and no flat has ever smelled more holy (or been more smoky)
December 5, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Trying out the incense I got from the cathedral and no flat has ever smelled more holy (or been more smoky)
Increasingly beginning to think partners are actually just large substitute cats; this 6ft9 man has curled up and fallen asleep on me, I must not move lest he be disturbed and make sad noises.
November 30, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Increasingly beginning to think partners are actually just large substitute cats; this 6ft9 man has curled up and fallen asleep on me, I must not move lest he be disturbed and make sad noises.
How excited am I for my date with the world's cutest girl this weekend? Elbow deep disinfecting my bin for the first time in 2 years at midnight, that's how excited
November 23, 2023 at 12:09 AM
How excited am I for my date with the world's cutest girl this weekend? Elbow deep disinfecting my bin for the first time in 2 years at midnight, that's how excited
Did anyone else have a fire rope growing up? A large rope that was kept in rooms eg under the bed, so that if you're trapped in the event of a fire you can go out the window easier?
November 21, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Did anyone else have a fire rope growing up? A large rope that was kept in rooms eg under the bed, so that if you're trapped in the event of a fire you can go out the window easier?
UK rental/law people: my apartment building regularly has the fire alarms go off for hours at a time (normally 3-5) in the stairwell and halls. Presumably it's broken; what do I threaten the letting agents with to make them take notice?
November 10, 2023 at 4:36 PM
UK rental/law people: my apartment building regularly has the fire alarms go off for hours at a time (normally 3-5) in the stairwell and halls. Presumably it's broken; what do I threaten the letting agents with to make them take notice?
Wore my tweed jacket to work and got told I should be the next Doctor
November 7, 2023 at 11:49 AM
Wore my tweed jacket to work and got told I should be the next Doctor
Earned my librarian status for the day by coming up with a word for my friend to make a charm of, after much confusion and debate (the word was "tits")
November 1, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Earned my librarian status for the day by coming up with a word for my friend to make a charm of, after much confusion and debate (the word was "tits")
My body is not a temple, it is a disjointed manifestation trying desperately to reach platonic form through excessive ornamentation
My body is not a temple, it’s an electric green goo pit that mutates whatever touches it
my body is not a temple, it's a sleepy tea box art , and i just turned the kettle on.
October 17, 2023 at 9:20 PM
My body is not a temple, it is a disjointed manifestation trying desperately to reach platonic form through excessive ornamentation