Mrs. Lia
@liarudolf.bsky.social
she/her, 25, poly, demi a doslova bohémka 😋🏳️⚧️
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employer: hello. there are many jobs
applicant: may i have one
employer: no one can have one. especially you
applicant: may i have one
employer: no one can have one. especially you
July 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
employer: hello. there are many jobs
applicant: may i have one
employer: no one can have one. especially you
applicant: may i have one
employer: no one can have one. especially you
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obvious maybe but still worth noting that the western news media treats someone shouting "death to america" or "death to the idf" much, much more seriously than the actual deaths being caused by america and the idf
July 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
obvious maybe but still worth noting that the western news media treats someone shouting "death to america" or "death to the idf" much, much more seriously than the actual deaths being caused by america and the idf
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bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this
June 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
bad news for Mamdani: i just imagined him shooting at my feet with two revolvers while shouting "dance! dance, ya varmint, dance!!" and then cackling so maniacally that his cowboy hat falls off. When will he go on TV to apologize for doing this
im really clingy sometimes oop
July 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
im really clingy sometimes oop
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You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in
July 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in
going back home, you know what that means... feeling sad bcs of my partners feels like shit xd
bohuzel se z toho stava tradice 💀
bohuzel se z toho stava tradice 💀
June 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
going back home, you know what that means... feeling sad bcs of my partners feels like shit xd
bohuzel se z toho stava tradice 💀
bohuzel se z toho stava tradice 💀
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We must acknowledge that the accusations I've made about my opponent are no less troubling merely because I made them up
June 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We must acknowledge that the accusations I've made about my opponent are no less troubling merely because I made them up
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I only said the car would be "self driving." You assumed that means it doesn't hit people. That's on you
June 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I only said the car would be "self driving." You assumed that means it doesn't hit people. That's on you
more people should be like this bird
In ancient Rome, the rumors of this would spread far and wide and herald great calamity.
June 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
more people should be like this bird
long distance is so fucking difficult sometimes
June 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
long distance is so fucking difficult sometimes
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...
theonion.com
June 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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More bad news for tech wunderkind Elon Musk - a photograph has recently surfaced that appears to show Elon associating with Epstein Files alumnus Donald J Trump
June 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
More bad news for tech wunderkind Elon Musk - a photograph has recently surfaced that appears to show Elon associating with Epstein Files alumnus Donald J Trump
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Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah,
June 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah,
idk how sober people do it xd
May 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
idk how sober people do it xd
got my insides rearrenged by both of them 😵💫 oop
May 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
got my insides rearrenged by both of them 😵💫 oop
love sucking my gfs gocks 😌
May 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
love sucking my gfs gocks 😌
poly lidi muzou za to, ze jsem sla spat pozde /j
May 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
poly lidi muzou za to, ze jsem sla spat pozde /j
proc existuje fyzicka vzdalenost
initial singularity was better smh my head
initial singularity was better smh my head
May 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
proc existuje fyzicka vzdalenost
initial singularity was better smh my head
initial singularity was better smh my head
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[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
May 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me