love how str8 characters in tv shows will find a condom wrapper and go we’re getting a divorce omg whereas gay couples having an affair
1) won’t use a condom in the first place so no evidence
2) will likely blab to their husband babe you’ll never guess who I just fucked 😋

getting older is coming to realise that ‘nagging wife’ archetypes in 80s comedies are always the most interesting characters

These incessant reminder notifications from Duo Lingo are the equivalent of “ ?? “ Grindr messages from men I’m not interested in talking to 🙃

Philip Glass Street 🥰 🎶

got published in The Age today so decided to treat my article to a swim 🌊

weekend out 😴

recent holiday snap and it looks like I’m cosplaying as a divorced dad lmao

In the shoot for Trump’s “Person of the Year” feature, the photographer noticed mild scarring on his right hand — apparently the result of shaking so many people’s hands.

Pretty nuts that Trump, an infamous germaphobe, literally damaged his skin by slapping palms with thousands of strangers.

when the ticket inspector also accepts boops and head scratches 😇

hello welcome to my account :)
I went to berlin recently and it was cold so i wore this cute hat 🤧