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Liam H-R-L 🏳️‍🌈✍️
@liam-hrl-96.bsky.social
Gay writer // Can’t drive, loves cars // Lydia Tár stan ✨
2017 trauma flashbacks to when I’d be sad that my Facebook profile pic didn’t get enough likes
September 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
love how str8 characters in tv shows will find a condom wrapper and go we’re getting a divorce omg whereas gay couples having an affair
1) won’t use a condom in the first place so no evidence
2) will likely blab to their husband babe you’ll never guess who I just fucked 😋
May 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
getting older is coming to realise that ‘nagging wife’ archetypes in 80s comedies are always the most interesting characters
May 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Clocked a guy in the gym and felt strong sense of ‘do I know them’ and then realised Deja vu was caused by continuously thirsting over this person for three months lol
May 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
‘okay google’ but for fag*ots so it’s ’okay diva’ 💅
April 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
These incessant reminder notifications from Duo Lingo are the equivalent of “ ?? “ Grindr messages from men I’m not interested in talking to 🙃
March 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
watched oppenheimer on tv at my bf’s parents’ place and his mum called it open hire lol bless
February 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“disease” by lady gaga but replacing the lyrics with ‘chicken and cheese’
February 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I like to imagine that when Trump is having sex (with himself or otherwise), he shouts “ELON” at the moment of climax
January 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Philip Glass Street 🥰 🎶
December 26, 2024 at 12:52 PM
got published in The Age today so decided to treat my article to a swim 🌊
December 20, 2024 at 4:00 AM
weekend out 😴
December 15, 2024 at 9:22 AM
recent holiday snap and it looks like I’m cosplaying as a divorced dad lmao
December 14, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Similarly have this problem, being told throughout my teenage years ‘you need a square meal’ while also being scalded for eating too much.

I’ve been going to the gym pretty regularly for over a year now, trying to bulk up, as I still see myself as that skinny 12 yr old who was told to eat more.
People over the last week and a half have been asking if I’ve lost weight and it really bugs me because I struggle to put on weight, so to be asked this just makes me think any efforts I’ve been making are worthless and it just fucks me up in general
December 13, 2024 at 8:44 PM
In the shoot for Trump’s “Person of the Year” feature, the photographer noticed mild scarring on his right hand — apparently the result of shaking so many people’s hands.

Pretty nuts that Trump, an infamous germaphobe, literally damaged his skin by slapping palms with thousands of strangers.
December 13, 2024 at 11:34 AM
when the ticket inspector also accepts boops and head scratches 😇
December 13, 2024 at 12:22 AM
hello welcome to my account :)
I went to berlin recently and it was cold so i wore this cute hat 🤧
December 11, 2024 at 9:24 PM