Alexis
@lexysauce.bsky.social
Cat mom. Happily married. Fem in IT. Neurospicy. Car enthusiast. A little witchy. F*ck Trump.
A fun thing about being AuDHD with trigeminal neuralgia I just discovered… contorting my face to chew on the inside of my cheeks fucking hurts. Maybe it’ll make me stop like a Pavlovian response.
March 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
A fun thing about being AuDHD with trigeminal neuralgia I just discovered… contorting my face to chew on the inside of my cheeks fucking hurts. Maybe it’ll make me stop like a Pavlovian response.
I have always hated Valentine’s Day.
February 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have always hated Valentine’s Day.
Sitting in my car eating Fazoli’s lasagna and I see the boss’s secretary walking laps around the building. Different strokes.
a cartoon of garfield with a big belly standing in front of a wall .
ALT: a cartoon of garfield with a big belly standing in front of a wall .
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sitting in my car eating Fazoli’s lasagna and I see the boss’s secretary walking laps around the building. Different strokes.
BUT HER EMAILS
Elon staffers are using private emails, violating federal law.
February 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
BUT HER EMAILS
The food truck That’s What Cheese Said (delicious gourmet grilled cheese creations) is at my work today, and this woman just ordered a sandwich and requested no cheese. Like…what are you even doing here
February 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The food truck That’s What Cheese Said (delicious gourmet grilled cheese creations) is at my work today, and this woman just ordered a sandwich and requested no cheese. Like…what are you even doing here
Join me in signing this petition. Elon Musk and his team of college age kids illegally accessed the Treasury department’s payment system which contains all of our sensitive information. No one is above the law. Especially not an unelected billionaire.
resist.bot/petitions/PD...
resist.bot/petitions/PD...
February 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Join me in signing this petition. Elon Musk and his team of college age kids illegally accessed the Treasury department’s payment system which contains all of our sensitive information. No one is above the law. Especially not an unelected billionaire.
resist.bot/petitions/PD...
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
While we’re focused on the 14th amendment, why don’t we look at the whole thing? constitution.congress.gov/constitution...
January 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
While we’re focused on the 14th amendment, why don’t we look at the whole thing? constitution.congress.gov/constitution...
It’s snowing in Florida!!
January 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It’s snowing in Florida!!
Damn, I was hoping we’d get a William Henry Harrison repeat.
Donald Trump’s inauguration to be moved indoors because of ‘bitterly cold’ weather
https://www.ft.com/content/ef1dfb18-b179-446f-8624-727ceb84f1a6
https://www.ft.com/content/ef1dfb18-b179-446f-8624-727ceb84f1a6
Donald Trump’s inauguration to be moved indoors because of ‘bitterly cold’ weather
Forecasts for sub-zero temperatures prompts formalities to be moved inside the US Capitol for the first time in 40 years
www.ft.com
January 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Damn, I was hoping we’d get a William Henry Harrison repeat.
My job is killing me. I sit at a desk and stare at a screen hoping someone will need my help. I could easily do this remotely, but the big boss wants everyone on site. This leads to a LOT of doomscrolling. Halp.
January 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My job is killing me. I sit at a desk and stare at a screen hoping someone will need my help. I could easily do this remotely, but the big boss wants everyone on site. This leads to a LOT of doomscrolling. Halp.
Just had a full autistic meltdown over the stupidest shit. Everything was just too much, too fast. Also people in this town are assholes and I hate it here.
January 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Just had a full autistic meltdown over the stupidest shit. Everything was just too much, too fast. Also people in this town are assholes and I hate it here.
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If Donald Trump hadn’t won the presidential election in November, the Justice Department would have had ample evidence to convict him at trial of trying to obstruct the 2020 election results, special counsel Jack Smith said in a report released Tuesday.
Justice Dept. releases Trump special counsel report on Jan. 6 case
President-elect Donald Trump had tried to prevent the release of special counsel Jack Smith’s report before taking office next week.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If Donald Trump hadn’t won the presidential election in November, the Justice Department would have had ample evidence to convict him at trial of trying to obstruct the 2020 election results, special counsel Jack Smith said in a report released Tuesday.
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.