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Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"
August 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊
June 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I feel like vermillion should be a shade of green, it’s such a green word
May 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Rebecca Black being the subject of the best concert pic I’ve ever taken wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card. Love her so much tho
April 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Was connecting my tv to Found and the site glitched on my phone, resulting in this
March 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This reminds me of the animations from Pink Floyd’s The Wall and I’m REALLY vibing with it
One of the most powerful political cartoons I have seen.

Follow the artist at @ellabaron.bsky.social.
February 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Time isn’t real because there’s no way this was only a year ago
1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.
February 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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If i were president i would issue an executive order stating that everyone had to love each other and listen to CDs and then I'd push through universal healthcare
February 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I want a populace with a short temper and a loooooong memory
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky
February 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social
February 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Psycho killer

RFK
February 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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“At least Russia has elections”

Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999.

If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.
February 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Do it now.
February 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This congresswoman gets paid $175k a year to post boomer memes like this on Twitter all day.
February 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.

This is a manifesto against disability.

This is the language of eugenics.
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I’d like to congratulate Rush Limbaugh on his four years of sobriety
February 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Goodnight moon. Goodnight stars. Goodnight Kowloon in Saugus, Massachusetts

I love you Kowloon
February 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
In an attempt to buy less from big corporations, I’ve been making my own drink syrups to add to carbonated water (also made at home with an off brand soda stream)
I’m looking forward to making more of these and possibly doing trades with friends. Let’s bring back bartering
February 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The image of the night.
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.
February 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So I think I’m going to start paying attention to Teen Vogue magazine again?
February 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM