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first name lexi
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I write whatever I feel like writing
need to up my lexapro because I can’t last 30 seconds without bawling my eyes out listening to No One Mourns the Wicked
December 21, 2024 at 2:37 PM
where am I supposed to get my lobotomy now..
Party City is going out of business after 40 years, closing down all its stores.

Corporate employees were told today is their last day of employment.
December 20, 2024 at 7:02 PM
how is “unserious” not the word of the century at this point
December 10, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I’m convinced the movie Something Borrowed is about Ginnifer Goodwin’s character from He’s Just Not That Into You experiencing a fugue state
December 8, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Miss Stoney Baloney USA
December 8, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Buffalo Exchange could never
Judy Garland’s famous Ruby slippers from ‘The Wizard of Oz’ have reportedly sold for $28 MILLION.
December 8, 2024 at 1:08 AM
thinking about Wheels Ontario again
December 8, 2024 at 1:07 AM
just discovered the holy grail aka a guy with less than 2k followers on Tik tok whose niche is looking hot while whipping a yo-yo
December 7, 2024 at 8:56 PM
thank you for criterion channeling me
November 27, 2024 at 10:39 PM
men just be from Boston all of sudden
November 26, 2024 at 3:50 AM
me flirting: you give me Aquarius vibes..
November 24, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Romy and Michelle graduated top of their class at Shiz University
November 23, 2024 at 5:11 PM
let’s go down to the mf ozdust ballroom
a group of people are standing in a crowd looking up at something .
ALT: a group of people are standing in a crowd looking up at something .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 5:22 AM
woke up thinking it was Friday
November 21, 2024 at 8:16 PM
reaching for my second diet Dr Pepper of the day
November 21, 2024 at 7:58 PM
My favorite part in Wicked was when people laughed at Elphaba’s hat while someone wearing a fedora stood 4 feet away from her
November 21, 2024 at 3:07 AM
my delulu levels are low but not zero (I believe in jewelry with mystic powers)
November 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
30 minutes early for a sketch comedy show in midtown
November 19, 2024 at 11:40 PM
so turns out day drinking cannot be a plot line I endure ever again
November 17, 2024 at 9:55 PM
watching college football in public..
November 16, 2024 at 9:01 PM
ain’t no way he won…
November 16, 2024 at 6:33 AM
splitting custody between Bluesky and that other site
November 16, 2024 at 6:01 AM
was this set in megalopolis
The Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight has begun.
November 16, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Regal 👏🏽 AMC 👏🏽 another AMC👏🏽 Metrograph 👏🏽 Angelika
November 15, 2024 at 11:22 PM
thought my roommate was watching Kenneth Lonergan’s Margaret but it was just his Nintendo alarm clock
November 15, 2024 at 9:20 PM