Me: *behind on Christmas shopping for others
Colourpop: *sends me 12 days of colourpop deals
Me: "what if I bought myself a present..."
Colourpop: *sends me 12 days of colourpop deals
Me: "what if I bought myself a present..."
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Me: *behind on Christmas shopping for others
Colourpop: *sends me 12 days of colourpop deals
Me: "what if I bought myself a present..."
Colourpop: *sends me 12 days of colourpop deals
Me: "what if I bought myself a present..."
Being invited to a D&D group by people at work from a different department >>>>
Momma I made it
Momma I made it
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Being invited to a D&D group by people at work from a different department >>>>
Momma I made it
Momma I made it
Happy slipping and falling on ice season to all who celebrate
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happy slipping and falling on ice season to all who celebrate
My boss is a real one 🍛
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My boss is a real one 🍛
What did I do to deserve a huge mf centipede in my bathroom 😭
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
What did I do to deserve a huge mf centipede in my bathroom 😭
My weather app says it's supposed to snow on Sunday and I am not ready
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My weather app says it's supposed to snow on Sunday and I am not ready
I need companies to stop advertising me Christmas themed items, not because it's too early to buy Christmas themed items, but because it makes me want to listen to Christmas music and it IS too early for that
October 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I need companies to stop advertising me Christmas themed items, not because it's too early to buy Christmas themed items, but because it makes me want to listen to Christmas music and it IS too early for that
I bought some cheap fingerless gloves to wear at work because my hands get chilly while typing, I also have chipped black nail polish on my fingernails currently. Feeling very Rawr xD
a man in a hallway with the words it 's not just a phase mom below him
ALT: a man in a hallway with the words it 's not just a phase mom below him
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October 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I bought some cheap fingerless gloves to wear at work because my hands get chilly while typing, I also have chipped black nail polish on my fingernails currently. Feeling very Rawr xD
Reposted by Lexi
Central Michigan only wishing for the best for their fellow directional Michigan schools.
@sickoscommittee.org
@sickoscommittee.org
September 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Central Michigan only wishing for the best for their fellow directional Michigan schools.
@sickoscommittee.org
@sickoscommittee.org
My Central Michigan band heart is melting 🥹🔥⬆️
September 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My Central Michigan band heart is melting 🥹🔥⬆️
Reposted by Lexi
I got lucky with finding a better half.
September 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I got lucky with finding a better half.
Why yes, I do plan on listening to Sabrina's new 38 minute album on repeat for my 9 hour work day plus commute
August 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Why yes, I do plan on listening to Sabrina's new 38 minute album on repeat for my 9 hour work day plus commute
When your bbp (best boy pal, coined the term in 2019) sends you selfies with your dad every time they run into each other on a job site 😀
July 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
When your bbp (best boy pal, coined the term in 2019) sends you selfies with your dad every time they run into each other on a job site 😀
guess who I'm dressing up as for a party next month 💋
July 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
guess who I'm dressing up as for a party next month 💋
I just saw like 3 Tuesday memes in a row and kept thinking "huh, these must be from yesterday" then realized today is, in fact, only Tuesday 🫠
June 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I just saw like 3 Tuesday memes in a row and kept thinking "huh, these must be from yesterday" then realized today is, in fact, only Tuesday 🫠
The only acceptable face to make when your dad lends you his giant, off-road designated Jeep for the week until your little car can get fixed
June 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The only acceptable face to make when your dad lends you his giant, off-road designated Jeep for the week until your little car can get fixed
I'm usually so bored I'm dying to do anything. This week we're doing everything and I'm so incredibly overwhelmed 😅 I never thought fun activities would stress me out but here we are
June 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm usually so bored I'm dying to do anything. This week we're doing everything and I'm so incredibly overwhelmed 😅 I never thought fun activities would stress me out but here we are
When your bestie sends you a total throwback (circa 2017?) @shadowxgolgari.bsky.social
June 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
When your bestie sends you a total throwback (circa 2017?) @shadowxgolgari.bsky.social
Oh you KNOW I brought the eyebrow slit back for pride month 🩷💜💙
June 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Oh you KNOW I brought the eyebrow slit back for pride month 🩷💜💙
As I sit here eating my smoked salmon and drinking my dirty martini, I'm questioning just when I became a painfully rich white woman (in spirit, obviously.)
a black and white photo of a woman with the words shut up i 'm rich
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman with the words shut up i 'm rich
media.tenor.com
June 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
As I sit here eating my smoked salmon and drinking my dirty martini, I'm questioning just when I became a painfully rich white woman (in spirit, obviously.)
Found this old screenshot and decided to make a little then and now collage
@spartanmello.bsky.social
@spartanmello.bsky.social
June 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Found this old screenshot and decided to make a little then and now collage
@spartanmello.bsky.social
@spartanmello.bsky.social
Get you a man that takes time out of his day to bring you flowers and candy at work when you're sad 🥹🥹🥹🥹
May 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Get you a man that takes time out of his day to bring you flowers and candy at work when you're sad 🥹🥹🥹🥹
First thing we did when we became giants was selfie with a water tower
May 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
First thing we did when we became giants was selfie with a water tower
I sat in big chair and became a butterfly today
April 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I sat in big chair and became a butterfly today