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It took me until 2025 to realize that Peter Capaldi was in Lair of the White Worm.
a man in a suit is standing in front of a shelf with binders
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a shelf with binders
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February 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It took me until 2025 to realize that Peter Capaldi was in Lair of the White Worm.
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
January 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
New PR at the Red Cross today. I may not be lifting heavy or running fast, but BOY HOWDY am I good at bleeding.
a room with a lot of blood and a sign that says ' elevator ' on it
Alt: The scene from The Shining where blood pours down a hallway.
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January 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
New PR at the Red Cross today. I may not be lifting heavy or running fast, but BOY HOWDY am I good at bleeding.
“‘Influencers’? Back in my day, we called them ‘famewhores’.”
an elderly woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup and saucer
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup and saucer
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December 17, 2024 at 4:17 PM
“‘Influencers’? Back in my day, we called them ‘famewhores’.”
Someone gave me a gift certificate to one of those float places. On a scale of 1 to what were you thinking, how bad an idea is it to take an edible, watch Altered States, then go for a float?
December 14, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Someone gave me a gift certificate to one of those float places. On a scale of 1 to what were you thinking, how bad an idea is it to take an edible, watch Altered States, then go for a float?
New fetish unlocked.
December 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
New fetish unlocked.
iMessage finally implemented “send later” and I take back every mean thing I said about you, boo 💙
December 11, 2024 at 2:15 PM
iMessage finally implemented “send later” and I take back every mean thing I said about you, boo 💙
"What do you think about the UHC CEO shooting?" is the new "Where were you on January 6th?"
December 9, 2024 at 6:26 PM
"What do you think about the UHC CEO shooting?" is the new "Where were you on January 6th?"
Happy "Google Calendar finally has dark mode" day to all those who celebrate.
December 4, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Happy "Google Calendar finally has dark mode" day to all those who celebrate.
If you’re a USAA member, watch out for phishing emails - these fuckers are getting good. One of these is a legit account email, the other came from “info@quickmovers.gr”. Just a reminder, don’t click on shit.
November 29, 2024 at 10:29 PM
If you’re a USAA member, watch out for phishing emails - these fuckers are getting good. One of these is a legit account email, the other came from “info@quickmovers.gr”. Just a reminder, don’t click on shit.
Reposted
but at least it went out with a bang
November 29, 2024 at 8:09 PM
but at least it went out with a bang
The sad day we had to retire this meme.
November 29, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The sad day we had to retire this meme.
Wirecutter’s Black Friday deals email is really delivering this year.
November 29, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Wirecutter’s Black Friday deals email is really delivering this year.
Just found out we’re boycotting New Seasons and honestly shocked y’all have been paying New Seasons prices all this time. I haven’t had New Seasons money since 2019?
November 28, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Just found out we’re boycotting New Seasons and honestly shocked y’all have been paying New Seasons prices all this time. I haven’t had New Seasons money since 2019?
The weird hill I'm willing to die on is that Do to the Beast is the best Afghan Whigs' album.
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 PM
The weird hill I'm willing to die on is that Do to the Beast is the best Afghan Whigs' album.
Got back from Mexico last night.
Pro: BF met me at the airport with Ranch pizza.
Con: I forgot about The Long Dark.
Pro: BF met me at the airport with Ranch pizza.
Con: I forgot about The Long Dark.
a black and white photo of a white cat wearing a black hat .
ALT: a black and white photo of a white cat wearing a black hat .
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November 25, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Got back from Mexico last night.
Pro: BF met me at the airport with Ranch pizza.
Con: I forgot about The Long Dark.
Pro: BF met me at the airport with Ranch pizza.
Con: I forgot about The Long Dark.
I love Tool but it’s really not the right music to play during a massage.
November 18, 2024 at 8:14 PM
I love Tool but it’s really not the right music to play during a massage.