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@lexa.qexat.com
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Screenshot of merzboat's discord message sent at 10:03 AM. It reads, "that one oomfie who's definitely plural".
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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screenshot of a discord message by lexa (me) at 11:06 am. it reads: to be clear i don't disagree with writing a local function i'm just trying to avoid admitting that i have no idea how to implement it
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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easiest cash grab in my life
Screenshot of the details of the Twitch chat prediction "was 0.13.5 greater than 8 years ago" that ended this minute. The response "yes" (in blue) has 10 babis spent by 1 person, representing 0% (rounded) of the whole pot. The response "no" (in magenta) has 19.9k babis spent by 4 people, representing 100% (rounded) of the pot. Below is written "You win 19,861 [babis]!", "You voted 'yes' with 10 babis", 19,861 [babis] go to LesbianMonad (me)
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Fake Kold reposting his skeet from 6 months ago Meme of Obama giving a medal to himself
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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ts pmo
Bold, slightly oblique white text in all uppercase that reads "Lexa" in a rectangle that starts acid blue on the left to go transparent on the right in a gradient, all on a very light blue background. The text has slightly more space below than above with respect to its container boundaries.
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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screenshot of a Zohran Mamdani tweet from 2017 where he says "this shit took me forever"
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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mouth-keepers keep making my nose bleed louder and deeper, what do the voices feed? they keep giving terror snacks tired of knives in my back they say I burden them more that my soul's rotten to the core (one time!) you pray the no-mighty lord (two times!) twice the man who died aboard (three times!) with all your remaining bloody fingers (four times!) if you still live then they rigged us
November 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Tart Tatin La tart Tatin e tart a poms anver. Tel déser avre orjine deu Lamotte-Beuvron en Soloñ. Reuset Ingrédians - 1 pat brise - 6 bel poms - 60g beur - 50g sucr poudr - 100g sucr morsel Utansil épésific - 1 moul a manc Préparasion 1. Metr leu sucr morsel é beur dedan leu moul a manc. Poz tel sur la flam pour fondr leu sucr morsel c'o caramel. Anfin ce tel caramel comans d'etr brin, plu deu tel moul sur la flam é poz sur l'o pour conclur tel cuison. 2. Pel leus poms, plu pépin dedan tel é coup en catr. Dispoz tel en fon du moul tel ceu sa cheuvoch telswa é les épas antr leus poms é le bor deu moul. 3. Sopoudr sucr poudr é aroz sitron ju. Parsem peti morcels deu beur. 4. Cuir peu sur la flam. Sé fau ceu poms ju é caramel mélanj telswa. Sé e leu truc qui perme deu obteunir tel gou tre épesial. 5. Étal la pat. Pic tel par fourchet seu cel neu gonfl cuison pandan. 6. Poz tel pat sur leus poms é fer ourle sur leus bors. Aménaj peti cheuminé en pat santr tel seu évacu l'er cho la cuison pandan. 7. Metr en four 30 minut pandan a 210°C. 8. Atandr 5-10 minut avan démoulaj del tart. Sé dégut tied compañié deu crem fouet ou boul deu glas vaniy. Seudit leus Lichonneux deu la tart tatin recomand de dégut tel san ni glas ni crem fouet.
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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K E Y W O R D
screenshot of the skeet of mine that Kold is replying to, with the word "blindly" being red-circled and surrounded by red arrows
November 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
cropped comic strip from the manhwa "My bias gets in the last train". head-to-bust portrait of a pale woman with black-gray hair and violet highlights on the ends, her hand going through it, while looking shyly to the side with her brown eyes and holding a guitar pick between her thin pink lips. she has a small neck band that is black. her ample shirt is gray. the strong, direct lighting coming from above the view makes the yellow background look rather dim. below is a speech bubble which content appears blank due to cropping.
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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anime girl^H enby plays and sings nightcall by kavinsky because why not
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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🎸
October 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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bonne nuit
À l'amour de ma vie, tu ressembles. Et soudain, je te vois ; que je tremble ! Quand nos yeux se rencontrent, je t'évite, Mais sans toi, je le sais, c'est le vide. L'orage gronde, mais le ciel est silence, Sans nuage ; mais la pluie tombe et danse. La tempête de mon coeur qui résonne, Bat mon sang, duquel naît, l'anémone. Que ces mots te parviennent, me délivrent. Te voir joie m'illumine, me rend ivre. Je m'effondre quand tes larmes se déchaînent. Puisse-tu être mon amour, être mienne ?
October 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Screenshot of a YouTube comment by @Zz7722zZ from 3 weeks ago that reads "Starbucks = 使他爸渴死". There is a suggestion to translate to English below as well as buttons for likes (566), dislikes and replying.
October 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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im the definition of woke
screenshot of my results for the prism political quiz. government: 100% direct democracy ; economy: 55.5% communism, 45.5% socialism ; society: 95% social justice, 5% progressivism ; religion: 72.9% atheist, 27.1% hybrid ; security: 94.8% humanist, 5.2% other ; foreign policy: 69.3% internationalist, 30.7% open borders.
October 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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nooo eio whyyyy
type 'a r = 'a Resource.t
October 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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disgusting python fact: lists are reversible, but you can't reverse them twice:
Python 3.13.7 │ Friday 17 October 2025 │ 16:58 λ for i in reversed(reversed([3, 5, 2])): print(i) ┊ Traceback (most recent call last): File "<python-input-0>", line 1, in <module> for i in reversed(reversed([3, 5, 2])): print(i) ~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ TypeError: 'list_reverseiterator' object is not reversible λ
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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yes i know this theme isnt accessible. well, i made it for myself mostly and im lucky to have a relatively working vision soooo
def Stream (A : Type) : Type where | .first : A | .rest : Stream A def tabulate {A : Type} (f : ℕ → A) : Stream A where | tabulate f .first = f 0 | tabulate f .rest = tabulate (succ ∘ f)
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Not sure what to do with this work.
October 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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am i writing code or am i writing a book
a huge wall of highlighted OCaml code, with a shit ton of documentating comments. its actually only defining a module with a type and another module inside it which also has a type. the actual contents are way too long to fit in the alt text, sorry.
October 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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right below your skeet
at 4:02 PM
October 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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When I purposefully spread misinformation over the internet with a blue emoji laughing with its hand in front its mouth in a mocking manner
September 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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okay ill admit that im biased
(* how to render a matrix properly: 1) build the matrix of rendered items with F 2) let M the length of the largest render + 1 3) fold rows, D-padding items with M 4) perform edge-differentiated mapping for bracketing 5) join everything with newlines where F is a rendering function from item to string where D is the padding direction provided (default: right) *)
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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pretty good ratio for the bee movie script
49473 bytes → 21169 bytes (-57.2%)
September 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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looks better in monospace
monospace rendering of the skeet above
September 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM