Aletta
@lettybird.bsky.social
Photographer, political junky & rider of gender fluid giant tortoises. Please don’t DM me.
Is it me or has the same woman performed three of the entries so far? #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Is it me or has the same woman performed three of the entries so far? #Eurovision
It turns out, tossing the board up in the air & telling everyone you’re a Grand Master, is not the winning Chess strategy Trump thought it was.
April 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It turns out, tossing the board up in the air & telling everyone you’re a Grand Master, is not the winning Chess strategy Trump thought it was.
A question for the Blue Sky hive mind… if you saw this post would you assume it was a joke? Because about 8 of the 14 comments on it so far think this is real. I thought I’d made it obvious that it was nonsense.
April 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A question for the Blue Sky hive mind… if you saw this post would you assume it was a joke? Because about 8 of the 14 comments on it so far think this is real. I thought I’d made it obvious that it was nonsense.
Furious locals on the Heard and McDonald islands react to Trump’s tariffs:
April 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Furious locals on the Heard and McDonald islands react to Trump’s tariffs:
Me every time I hear the @meidastouch.com dude say “Breaking News” on my TikTok feed:
February 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me every time I hear the @meidastouch.com dude say “Breaking News” on my TikTok feed:
Just sent my “what I did this week” homework off to #PresidentMusk. It reminds me of primary school.
I know I’m not a Federal Worker & I live in the UK, but I hear he’s really keen on gathering as much data as possible on us all.
I know I’m not a Federal Worker & I live in the UK, but I hear he’s really keen on gathering as much data as possible on us all.
February 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Just sent my “what I did this week” homework off to #PresidentMusk. It reminds me of primary school.
I know I’m not a Federal Worker & I live in the UK, but I hear he’s really keen on gathering as much data as possible on us all.
I know I’m not a Federal Worker & I live in the UK, but I hear he’s really keen on gathering as much data as possible on us all.
Here in the UK we see:
February 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Here in the UK we see:
Taking Ketamine with some teenage boys, who mistake your money for genius is not going to great parties.
February 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Taking Ketamine with some teenage boys, who mistake your money for genius is not going to great parties.
Trump, the master negotiator:
February 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Trump, the master negotiator:
Snaffled it from the Independent on TikTok.
February 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Snaffled it from the Independent on TikTok.
Just saw this elsewhere, it could be very useful for American friends:
January 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Just saw this elsewhere, it could be very useful for American friends:
Guys, I don’t want to worry anyone but, is the sky supposed to be this colour?
Even more peculiar, there’s no water falling from it. I’m so confused.
Even more peculiar, there’s no water falling from it. I’m so confused.
January 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Guys, I don’t want to worry anyone but, is the sky supposed to be this colour?
Even more peculiar, there’s no water falling from it. I’m so confused.
Even more peculiar, there’s no water falling from it. I’m so confused.
My dad in the White House with a US President who wouldn’t have made me want to pull the duvet over my head for four years.
I apologise in advance for how sad, mad and deranged I’m probably going to get between now and 2029. #Inauguration
I apologise in advance for how sad, mad and deranged I’m probably going to get between now and 2029. #Inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My dad in the White House with a US President who wouldn’t have made me want to pull the duvet over my head for four years.
I apologise in advance for how sad, mad and deranged I’m probably going to get between now and 2029. #Inauguration
I apologise in advance for how sad, mad and deranged I’m probably going to get between now and 2029. #Inauguration
Happy Martin Luther King day everyone, and what would have been my dad’s 118th birthday.
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Happy Martin Luther King day everyone, and what would have been my dad’s 118th birthday.
I saw someone on TikTok challenge foreigners to name all 50 states, It took me about 40 minutes & I was having to think of song/movie titles (thank you to the Counting Crows for reminding me Nebraska exists), but I think I’ve done it. Can’t vouch for the spelling as I’m dyslexic, did I miss any?
January 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I saw someone on TikTok challenge foreigners to name all 50 states, It took me about 40 minutes & I was having to think of song/movie titles (thank you to the Counting Crows for reminding me Nebraska exists), but I think I’ve done it. Can’t vouch for the spelling as I’m dyslexic, did I miss any?
If you need me, I’ll be dreaming of this Balmain dress:
January 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you need me, I’ll be dreaming of this Balmain dress:
Just Google AI out in these streets, being wildly wrong:
December 31, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Just Google AI out in these streets, being wildly wrong:
A masterpiece, sadly I don’t know who to credit.
December 26, 2024 at 11:25 AM
A masterpiece, sadly I don’t know who to credit.
I am dyslexic & my brain often reads two lines simultaneously, making up whole new words & meanings from the data it takes in. Which is how, this morning, I ended up asking my friend “I wonder what makes it Orgasm tea?” 😳😳😳
December 24, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I am dyslexic & my brain often reads two lines simultaneously, making up whole new words & meanings from the data it takes in. Which is how, this morning, I ended up asking my friend “I wonder what makes it Orgasm tea?” 😳😳😳
This beautiful little leaf was stuck to my front door, when I got home. It was about the size of my thumb nail.
December 19, 2024 at 4:31 PM
This beautiful little leaf was stuck to my front door, when I got home. It was about the size of my thumb nail.
@mappers.bsky.social I just spotted a TikTok using one of your old tweets & it reminded me to search for you here. Hurrah, so glad to have found you. x
December 17, 2024 at 9:48 PM
@mappers.bsky.social I just spotted a TikTok using one of your old tweets & it reminded me to search for you here. Hurrah, so glad to have found you. x
My nearest and dearest during our annul Christmas today. They are the loves of my life.
December 14, 2024 at 9:57 PM
My nearest and dearest during our annul Christmas today. They are the loves of my life.
Two hours ago I was trying to remember Mira Sorvino’s name, all I could remember was that she won an Oscar for Mighty Aphrodite. My Insta advert two seconds ago:
December 14, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Two hours ago I was trying to remember Mira Sorvino’s name, all I could remember was that she won an Oscar for Mighty Aphrodite. My Insta advert two seconds ago:
My therapist suggested I do something for my inner child, so I bought this absolutel unit, and now she says I have to wait until Christmas Day to open it… 11 days until we can snuggle.
December 14, 2024 at 7:58 AM
My therapist suggested I do something for my inner child, so I bought this absolutel unit, and now she says I have to wait until Christmas Day to open it… 11 days until we can snuggle.