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Aletta
@lettybird.bsky.social
Photographer, political junky & rider of gender fluid giant tortoises. Please don’t DM me.
Is it me or has the same woman performed three of the entries so far? #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It turns out, tossing the board up in the air & telling everyone you’re a Grand Master, is not the winning Chess strategy Trump thought it was.
April 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A question for the Blue Sky hive mind… if you saw this post would you assume it was a joke? Because about 8 of the 14 comments on it so far think this is real. I thought I’d made it obvious that it was nonsense.
April 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Furious locals on the Heard and McDonald islands react to Trump’s tariffs:
April 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Me every time I hear the @meidastouch.com dude say “Breaking News” on my TikTok feed:
February 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just sent my “what I did this week” homework off to #PresidentMusk. It reminds me of primary school.

I know I’m not a Federal Worker & I live in the UK, but I hear he’s really keen on gathering as much data as possible on us all.
February 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I need to buy whoever did this a pint. #Tesla
February 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Here in the UK we see:
February 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Taking Ketamine with some teenage boys, who mistake your money for genius is not going to great parties.
February 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Trump, the master negotiator:
February 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Snaffled it from the Independent on TikTok.
February 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Just saw this elsewhere, it could be very useful for American friends:
January 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Guys, I don’t want to worry anyone but, is the sky supposed to be this colour?

Even more peculiar, there’s no water falling from it. I’m so confused.
January 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My dad in the White House with a US President who wouldn’t have made me want to pull the duvet over my head for four years.

I apologise in advance for how sad, mad and deranged I’m probably going to get between now and 2029. #Inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy Martin Luther King day everyone, and what would have been my dad’s 118th birthday.
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I saw someone on TikTok challenge foreigners to name all 50 states, It took me about 40 minutes & I was having to think of song/movie titles (thank you to the Counting Crows for reminding me Nebraska exists), but I think I’ve done it. Can’t vouch for the spelling as I’m dyslexic, did I miss any?
January 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If you need me, I’ll be dreaming of this Balmain dress:
January 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just Google AI out in these streets, being wildly wrong:
December 31, 2024 at 8:04 PM
A masterpiece, sadly I don’t know who to credit.
December 26, 2024 at 11:25 AM
I am dyslexic & my brain often reads two lines simultaneously, making up whole new words & meanings from the data it takes in. Which is how, this morning, I ended up asking my friend “I wonder what makes it Orgasm tea?” 😳😳😳
December 24, 2024 at 5:21 PM
This beautiful little leaf was stuck to my front door, when I got home. It was about the size of my thumb nail.
December 19, 2024 at 4:31 PM
@mappers.bsky.social I just spotted a TikTok using one of your old tweets & it reminded me to search for you here. Hurrah, so glad to have found you. x
December 17, 2024 at 9:48 PM
My nearest and dearest during our annul Christmas today. They are the loves of my life.
December 14, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Two hours ago I was trying to remember Mira Sorvino’s name, all I could remember was that she won an Oscar for Mighty Aphrodite. My Insta advert two seconds ago:
December 14, 2024 at 9:16 AM
My therapist suggested I do something for my inner child, so I bought this absolutel unit, and now she says I have to wait until Christmas Day to open it… 11 days until we can snuggle.
December 14, 2024 at 7:58 AM