Lettuce Jones
@lettucejones.bsky.social
Got blocked for being so god damn correct. Sidewalk bicycle and scooter users stay winning and not run over.
Have you ever actually used a bicycle or scooter to get somewhere?
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Got blocked for being so god damn correct. Sidewalk bicycle and scooter users stay winning and not run over.
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Day 66 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
October 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Day 66 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
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fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
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So the president is a child rapist and the secretary of health and human services is a child killer?
September 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So the president is a child rapist and the secretary of health and human services is a child killer?
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
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From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral
August 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral
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every dem should do this lol
Rep. Jimmy Gomez has replied to the White House’s AI image of him with a photo of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein.
July 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
every dem should do this lol
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Fuck ICE and anyone who supports them.
June 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Fuck ICE and anyone who supports them.
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Here is the money quote by Elon Musk the conference call tonight*
*just kidding it’s from the call exactly six years ago today - 4/22/19
Enough said.
*just kidding it’s from the call exactly six years ago today - 4/22/19
Enough said.
April 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Here is the money quote by Elon Musk the conference call tonight*
*just kidding it’s from the call exactly six years ago today - 4/22/19
Enough said.
*just kidding it’s from the call exactly six years ago today - 4/22/19
Enough said.
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this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years
a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
Alt: guy jokingly pretending to kill himself
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years
The whole signal chat thing is hilarious and all these idiots deserve to be ridiculed for their incompetence and hypocrisy.
But I can't stress enough how little of a fuck I give about "classified information" leaking. In fact I'd like to see it all leaked.
But I can't stress enough how little of a fuck I give about "classified information" leaking. In fact I'd like to see it all leaked.
March 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The whole signal chat thing is hilarious and all these idiots deserve to be ridiculed for their incompetence and hypocrisy.
But I can't stress enough how little of a fuck I give about "classified information" leaking. In fact I'd like to see it all leaked.
But I can't stress enough how little of a fuck I give about "classified information" leaking. In fact I'd like to see it all leaked.
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i love when the vibe of the entire nation is “extreme fear”. that’s really good
March 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i love when the vibe of the entire nation is “extreme fear”. that’s really good
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every single public facing person in this administration is just a different variation on baghdad bob
Kevin Hassett suggests Canadian authorities are covering up major fentanyl operations: "I can tell you that in the situation room I've seen photographs of fentanyl labs in Canada that the law enforcement folks were leaving alone. Canada's got a big drug problem."
March 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
every single public facing person in this administration is just a different variation on baghdad bob
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Bill Burr has a unique gift of puncturing trite nonsense in as few words as possible:
February 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Bill Burr has a unique gift of puncturing trite nonsense in as few words as possible:
If there's a bunch of people collecting paychecks using dead people's info, how come I never got in on this racket? Someone in the know, please hook me up.
February 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If there's a bunch of people collecting paychecks using dead people's info, how come I never got in on this racket? Someone in the know, please hook me up.
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Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
February 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
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it’s weird and fascinating to watch Trump do things that were politically impossible for very dumb reasons bc he doesn’t give a shit.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says he has directed Treasury to stop minting new pennies, calling the coin 'wasteful.'
February 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
it’s weird and fascinating to watch Trump do things that were politically impossible for very dumb reasons bc he doesn’t give a shit.
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When you see a conservative influencer calling the Kendrick performance a DEI thing it’s worth keeping in mind just how many conservative influencers are failed screenwriters/stand ups/filmmakers who only understand any form of art through a lens of spite
February 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
When you see a conservative influencer calling the Kendrick performance a DEI thing it’s worth keeping in mind just how many conservative influencers are failed screenwriters/stand ups/filmmakers who only understand any form of art through a lens of spite
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In the conspiracy brain, USAID funded bioweapon research to create the Covid 19 pandemic which killed millions of people because it was just the flu and nobody died and ivermectin cures it.
February 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
In the conspiracy brain, USAID funded bioweapon research to create the Covid 19 pandemic which killed millions of people because it was just the flu and nobody died and ivermectin cures it.
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What do I do for a living? Like many of you, my primary occupation is entering passwords and two-factor codes into a variety of apps and websites all day long.
January 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What do I do for a living? Like many of you, my primary occupation is entering passwords and two-factor codes into a variety of apps and websites all day long.
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